I didn’t say you’re not welcome to join the conversation. But the first thing you did was come in and insult me. So I responded in kind, “toots”.

Well, the actual person that I’m actually having the actual conversation with doesn’t seem to have a problem with me, so I don’t know what your problem is.

That’s cool (no pun intended lol)

Yeah, I got that, asshole.

Can a cheap aquarium heater get the water up to 195 degrees and hold it within a tenth of a degree for days at a time?

Considering a few years ago the units before these were ten times the cost, I don’t think a hundred bucks for the Anova is all that outrageous.

I’ve used the Bluetooth on the Anova a few times - mainly when I’ve been at my desk working and I’ve forgotten to get the water going, and I can’t get up right that second, so I just flip open the app and press Start.

I learned about the method ages ago, watching... Iron Chef, I think. But what I knew about it was that the circulators were bulky, about a thousand dollars, and not really for home use.

Which explains why I got credit for 0.1 km when I went grocery shopping for a goddamn hour the other day. Man, I was livid.

I thought they figured out hair years ago. I guess they forgot.

Of course not. The cheddar biscuits are for Red Lobster. Blue Beetle comes with mozzarella muffins.

Yeah, screw Lifehacker for telling us how to find out if our personal information was just leaked, right?

*whispers* I see dead bees.

Unsurprisingly, they don’t include results from Southwest. That’s a deal breaker :(

You do the millenniums proud...

It’s just so strange that it seems to happen on a schedule. Like, literally between 9 and 10 every night. Weird.

Ohhh you just had to show me that. You just had to. I am not going to sleep tonight.

If you’re not sure what’s causing that constant buzzing out in your yard, these tips will help you find out.

Next week McCracken and Code Pink will be in Philadelphia to protest the Democratic National Convention. “We don’t like Trump or Hillary, we think they’re both war hawks.”

Because I live south of Houston where it is currently 102 degrees outside with 55% humidity. At 11:30 in the morning. And it’s raining. That’s the heat we get when it’s raining. The sun isn’t even out. The last thing I want to do is go walking around here. So I bought a treadmill a couple of months ago and I use it…

Because I live south of Houston where it is currently 102 degrees outside with 55% humidity. At 11:30 in the…