Good morning, Melania. Eleven years ago, you married Donald Trump. Now, the human Cheeto is running for President of the United States of America. Your mission Melania, if you choose to accept it, is to write a speech, with the “help” of campaign speechwriters, and deliver it at the RNC. As always, should you or any…

Miss, that was Lollapalooza. You’re having a flashback. LSD is a hell of a drug.

But it’s nothing to get excited about, really, unless you just love clean code.

I’ve been hearing that CNN stands for “Clinton News Network” for literally, not figuratively, twenty-five years. How that still gets a laugh from anyone is beyond me.

Nobody is allowed to repent or change their ways at all anymore. Ever. That’s just the way it is. Screwed up one time - especially if it’s something to do with racism or sexism - and you’re done.

Looking forward to an iOS version!

I have yet to find a place here, south of Houston, that does chip/pin. It’s all either swiping, or if it’s chip, it’s chip/signature.

Just in the past week I’ve decided I’m A-OK with technology that will disable a cell phone while a car is in motion. All of ‘em. Drivers, passengers, if the tech can’t distinguish between them, shut them all down.

Good advice, I’d not have thought to look under the produce bins.

Cool, thanks!

Thanks!

Huh. I’ve just realized... I’ve never in my life tried dates, medjool or otherwise. Where do you get them, the produce section? Or are they canned in the cashews/peanuts/nuts aisle?

A news destination... 140 characters at a time. Sure, why not? The American attention span is pretty low already, let’s just eliminate it altogether.

SORCERY.

What they are is extremely rigid, strict adherents to the word of the Bible - every word, front to back, and they’ve memorized it 10x over.

Ignore evil at your own peril.

We ignore them between publicity stunts. That’s all that’s required. Honestly, they make the news, what, half a dozen times a year? Seven? Eight? It’s really not that much.

And what do you think would happen if we did? These people, that thrive on attention - what would happen if we all decided to just cut them off one day?

Nope. Being a non-profit doesn’t matter.

They’re content to picket funerals for the media coverage. If they stopped getting media coverage, they wouldn’t stop picketing funerals, they’d just move on to something worse.