Man, she’s not looking too good these days! Someone get her some yogurt, stat. Her skin’s a sickly shade of gree—what? She’s in a costume? Oh, never mind, then.

I agree with all that, except making my own lattes. I haven’t the skill to make a good one.

So your point of view is that the individual coffee isn’t what matters, it’s the aggregate. That saving that $5 on the coffee isn’t what matters, it’s saving the amount that adds up when you cut out.... everything. You give up everything from the coffee to your lunches to the vending machine to the drink machine to...…

I’m not jamming anything into my shoes that intend to wear later - especially underwear. That’s goddamn disgusting.

“From wrinkled clothing to fees for placing baggage in the hold, we’ve all experienced luggage nightmares that could easily have been avoided.”

I saw the headline and said a little prayer to Gorto, the god of cheese, that the recipe wouldn’t be based on nutritional yeast, which for some bizarre reason people like to claim can be used to make Dorito dust.

Holy. Shit.

It’s only a matter of time before some company brings to market a silk, embroidered version of this. And they’ll try to convince brides everywhere that The Special Day Won’t Be Complete Without It - for only $99.99.

Sex and gaming don’t go hand in hand. It’s physically impossible. The controller takes up one hand.

Calvin hits Moe with stick.

In a word: escalation. Your bully stopped (I presume) when you put his head into that wall. You got lucky. Had you been unlucky, he would have come back the following week with three of his friends and put you in the hospital. Or, had you each been older perhaps, he would have shown up at your house with a gun and…

A bully who is used to going home and dealing with physical pain isn’t going to back down if you swing a single punch. They’re going to double down, and you’re going to get seriously hurt.

...you can get a 7" or 9" model for just $19 on Amazon today. These things never go on sale...

...you can get a 7" or 9" model for just $19 on Amazon today. These things never go on sale...

Yep. My parents bought my kids the Infinity starter pack for Christmas five months ago, and I haven’t bought a single extra figure to go with it. I’ve thought about it a couple of times, but never pulled the trigger. Five bucks? Sure. $14? Not a chance.

Oh, certainly. I don’t mean to say that I’ll be using these prediction models to choose exactly what day I’ll start looking - but I’m seeing this kind of broad prediction from the linked page:

We’re going to Orlando in November - according to this, it looks like I’ll want to wait until August/September to look at tickets. Good to know. I was going to try to get them a lot sooner.

Well... yes. Why would they race to the bottom? They’ll lower it bit by bit, each undercutting the other, until they hit the low point. They’re not going to just drop prices by 20 cents a gallon overnight just because they can. That’s not smart business.

That’ll be tough, given that he’s a U.S. citizen. And while it’s possible to revoke a green card, “rorytmeadows doesn’t think you’re funny” isn’t a valid reason to do so.

Be honest. You tried to drop an affiliate link, didn’t you? lol

Mine lasted about six months before the band broke. I’m not a heavy exerciser, didn’t put it through a lot of extreme wear and tear - just regular, everyday use. Wore it around the house, around town, wore it to bed, things like that. Six months. Now, I’m not going to rant about how they’re a terrible company, because…