Over 150 websites, including locals...? Local websites? What does that even mean? These aren’t television stations, AT&T.

Aw, you’re so earnest. Now I feel bad for playing dumb lol

Refund? Refund?

They weren’t hidden. That’s my fucking point. The world doesn’t revolve around Star Wars, football, and Christmas shopping AT 8:00 ON SATURDAY NIGHTS.

Well, let’s see. Minnesota’s got a guy running for them that got indicted by a grand jury for beating the shit out of his kid. You got arrested for having an outstanding speeding ticket. You’re probably fine.

How does one define “umpteenth”? Because millions of people are buying millions of bags of salad mixes every year and there’s this one case of listeria and two cases of E.coli that you linked to. What are the “umpteenth” others? Are people being hospitalized by the thousands? Because we live in a world of risk…

I spent a couple of minutes trying to think how to put it better than you did, but couldn’t. Well said.

They were on weekends, they had to compete with Star Wars, football, and Christmas shopping.

And your opinion is wrong ;) lol

Credit cards: Just zero’ed out!!!

I cut the cord years ago, but then saw an ad on TV that said new Comcast customers would pay $89.99/month for internet + TV. Well, I was paying exactly that for just internet. So I went to the office and told them I wanted TV added to my account for no charge. They did it. And they threw in HBO. And I’ve been…

Perfect!

I care more about his fantasy team than I do about your opinion of his comment, so there’s that.

What about the part where if you enter the wrong passcode in a few times, the phone locks down for 5 minutes? And then if you enter it wrong after that, it locks down for 15 minutes? And then for an hour? Isn’t that the default behavior? If it is, I don’t buy the premise that you can brute force a pin on an iPhone.

You chose one of the two months a year I have to travel, so... I’ll try February’s challenge ;)

Click this link if you want to see some very NSFW photos of balls from all over the world!

I never thought of that! I’ll try it!

I kind of feel like the benefit of not having to use the stove is overridden by the downside that now you have to clean a waffle maker. And they’re not as simple to clean as a frying pan.

My son is seven. This year he’s in basketball for the first time. So far, it’s been good. Everyone’s generally supportive of everyone, regardless of team. But last week, a parent - a mom - was screaming at her kid whenever he did something she thought was wrong. Her favorite phrase was “What are you DOING?”

He’s got the kind like they have in the movies. When the cops see a blurry image on a VHS tape and one cop says to the tech, “zoom in and enhance.”