Round here, we always stand up straight.

I’ve got a ton of respect for them. I just hate them.

Anytime I see anything redacted in a government email dump, I just assume the person who wrote the email was doing something blatantly fucked up. I honestly don’t think I’ve been wrong yet.

True. I was just thinking I wanted something a little larger, in the 11-13" range or something.

I’m not going to go so far as to say this is utter horse crap

Ahh. That makes sense. Thanks!

Apologies to Andy Reid. The blame should be spread.

Speaking of secondary monitors... is it possible yet to run a secondary monitor wirelessly [from a Macbook Pro]? The only thing I can think of is to use a small TV with an AppleTV attached to it, and mirror the desktop to it. Or use an iPad Pro. But I don’t want to pay iPad Pro prices for such a setup, and using a…

My wife, who is not much of a football fan, happened to be watching some of the Packers game with me the other day. At one point, Lacy cracked off a solid run and she says, “He’s not very fast, is he? I thought runners were supposed to be fast. Look, all those other guys are catching up to him. They got him. He’s not…

Yeah, someone else mentioned that, too. I’m going to call the place tomorrow, since today’s a holiday, and clear it up just to be safe. It’s possible I’ve been doing it wrong all this time!

They need to take away his ability to make calls regarding clock management.

Reeeeeeally. I’m going to have to check into that. I wonder if I’ve been doing it wrong all this time.

True, but if you shake out the remaining drops of milk, squash the container down and then cap it, it won’t take up much space (because it can’t expand since no air can get in) and it won’t smell, both because it’s capped and because there is so little milk left in the container.

I am so fucking embarrassed to be a Houstonian right now. More than usual, I mean.

If someone ranks II above I, I don’t argue too hard. That, to me, is almost a coin flip. But I do agree with you - I think II is worse than I.

To me, you don’t get points simply for doing something new. If you do something new and it sucks, it shouldn’t be highly ranked.

When I saw Revenge of the Sith, I kept thinking about how artfully Michael Corleone’s transformation was handled in The Godfather.

If you like gestures, you have to check out BetterTouchTool. It’s bananas.

You talked about the Smiths, and Motley Crue, and R.E.M. and Axl Rose and how they will all come out of retirement or will get back together at some point. This makes sense. You talked about how scalpers go crazy at reunion shows, and this makes sense. Acts like that have long histories, often with brutal break-ups,…

He’s not wrong.