JFC I cannot even. But also, how the fuck did his managers now reel that shit in after the first time?? Just like “Hey dude maybe DON’T CREEP ON UNDERAGED GIRLS IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF WITNESSES HALF OF WHOM ARE RECORDING YOU?” I hope he isn’t able to weasel his way out of a trial.

Because of work I’m not allowed to post “political” (even though protesting white supremacy shouldn’t be a political issue but HERE WE FUCKING ARE) shit on Facebook so I’m going to just say here FOR FUCK’S SAKE WHITE PEOPLE STOP BEING ASSHOLES WHO MAKE IT ALL ABOUT YOU JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE ARE DYING AND PEOPLE…

I worked at a dry cleaner in college and if people left stuff at the store for more than a year and didn’t respond to us calling once a week for a month, we got to keep whatever it was they left. Got a black, fur-trimmed ankle-length black coat for FREE after some lady just never came back for it. It had been sitting…

Not sure what they have/will have on offer this year BUT I’ve found that Banana Republic makes some really wonderful winter coats. They generally run about 300 regular price but they regularly have sales/coupon events. They (for me anyway) usually have a great fit, are reasonably stylish and generally pretty classic…

Athiest Christmas lover checking in! CHRISTMAS IS THE FUCKING BEST! People tend to be nicer, you get to spend a lot of time thinking of ways to make the people you love happy, there is all the kitschy decorations (I have a Christmas village house that is a hot cocoa shop that is shaped like a hot cocoa mug and the mug…

I need to watch that show “White Gold” he’s on now on Netflix. The previews make it look decent enough and I like Ed Westwick enough that just him will get me through an episode of middling-to-bad television at the worst. I tried watching that show “Wicked City” for Ed alone. A poor choice but still. Ed Westwick yo.

I loved Chuck SO MUCH by the end of the series that I forgot JUST HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING SCUMBAG he is at the start. I re-watched the whole thing like 2 years ago and was just like “holy shit Chuck is a bad person WHY DID I LIKE HIM SO MUCH WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.” But by the end of my binge I loved him again and just…

I love Meijer for this. I’m in the awkward in-between size state, where depending on the cut/brand/fit I’m either straight sized or plus sized and the fact that if I see a cute top, I can grab a variety of sizes from the same spot to try on is AMAZING. I don’t buy much (clothes wise) at Meijer but I recently got a…

But for reals, I hope they’re happy. Katie deserves some happiness goddammit.

My mother-in-law (who is both awesome and built kind of like a boy) was making a skirt with/for me this weekend and was measuring around my hips/ass and almost collapsed when she actually realized how big around I am there (especially when compared to my waist.) She was just like “holy shit girl” and I was like “this…

I read the headline as “The clown in the lobby is blaming It for hurting business” and I was just kind of horrified that there was just a clown hanging out in a lobby somewhere upset about this, just ranting to random passersby about how much it fucking hates It.

I went by Whole Foods last night (I’d really like to pretend I shop there because I’m healthy and give a fuck about something being organic but in reality it’s the only place I can find the coffee I like) and it was fucking packed. I live in a hella bougie area (we have 2 Whole Foods within about 5 miles of each other…

I FUCKING LOVE THESE BOOKS SO MUCH!
But agreed so hard on Strike. I thought he was going to be a lot bigger (both taller and wider) too. But Robin’s casting seems excellent and I am so here for this series.

This hairdresser is such an awesome person, I’m so thankful people like her exist!

Chyna has always struck me as just an absolute garbage person so I always feel vindicated every time she does something that backs up my opinion.

Their other single, “The Man,” is super disco-y and more experimental for them but is totally worth at least a watch of the music video. It’s a pretty solid takedown of toxic and fragile masculinity (the video in particular) and I’m here for it.

I always write cash so the server knows to look for cash in the folder. I usually fold it up so nothing falls out and it can hide if the little sleeves inside aren’t clear plastic.

Their newest song “Run for Cover” goes right back to old school Killers. 10/10, would play again.

Good for you! I’ll probably be doing the same soon. I just need some time and we’re saving up for a house, so a true vacation isn’t really in the cards.

That could very well be. I’ve worked in Michigan and Wisconsin and neither has a law requiring that I guess (unfortunately for me!)