I fucking love bachelorette parties! I love what they symbolize, I love the activities that are usually involved, I love wild ones and chill ones, they’re the best! At mine, we took a pole dancing class, had dinner at my favorite restaurant, went and got drunk and sang karaoke, got a hotel room and talked and played…

This will vary from job to job and person to person BUT
1) Don’t get a second job just because you worked and went to college, both full time. I did that (because I’m a genius, obviously) when my first/primary job wasn’t paying me very well (well enough to live on but not a lot of spending money after bills) and I…

This is so fucking dumb. But I also have a husband who doesn’t mind going shopping with me. He doesn’t whine about the time or even look unhappy or go off to do his own thing, he just hovers outside the fitting room to tell me what he thinks and even will pick out whole outfits for me (he gets real excited when I try…

The bra thing made me snort because it’s always so obvious when a female character is written by a male writer because they think we consider our boobs like all the time. That we are always conscious of them, feel them moving, are worried about how they look, etc. I have huge boobs, both proportionally to my body and…

That’s the one place I’ve been skiing! I fell on the magic carpet in front of a bunch of children as a 26-year-old adult. It was really bad lol

This is the single greatest sentence I will read today. Amazing.

OMFG IT’S BACK
That goddamn “hey” thing threw me through the single biggest loop of my life. I never fucking noticed it until that article and now, whenever I remember my slutty days, I ALSO REMEMBER ALL THE WEIRD ‘HEY’S MEN SAID TO ME WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING UNIVERSAL I STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

I’ve been an obsessive Star Wars fan since I was 6 years old. I had a massive collection of action figures, Star Wars walkie talkies, pool floaties, blasters. I watch(ed) the movies non-stop (and listen to podcasts like “Star Wars Minute” now, which I highly recommend for other obsessed fans who are unaware.) None of…

He looks like the human embodiment of a fart.

I think their athletic line is relatively recent so that might be why? BTW their leggings are the bomb dot com. Very soft, nice and thick and those suckers stay in place. Whenever I have to put on real pants for work now, I feel personally offended.

Mr. Notlois is a manager at a major retail chain and OMFG people do this all the goddamn time. Not something I’d ever thought was that common place (my time in retail was relegated to overnight stocker so I didn’t have to deal with idiot customers all that much, I did most of my service industry time as a server which…

Soma has some excellent sports bras for women with boobs. Just got my second one this weekend as it was on sale (for $10 from $60!!!!!!!) and they carry up through 44G (I think it’s G) in a few styles. 10/10, would wear so I don’t knock myself out doing an inversion at yoga again.

It looks fucking awesome and I am here for it. But I also don’t get all the Ansel Elgort hate? I’m not a fan, he won’t get me to see a movie, but I don’t dislike him? Maybe I should watch “The Fault in Our Stars” when I’m not hacking up a lung and high on cough syrup? Would I get it then?

Her appropriate response was appropriate. The guy’s a paparazzo so “fucking loser” should be on his birth certificate by this point and I’d get pissed if people who regularly followed me around and took my picture without my permission tried to touch my dog, too. But people touching other people’s dogs without…

For real though, their food stuff is not half bad. Whenever I’m near an Ikea I will pop in and grab one of the hazelnut chocolate bars and grin like a 2-year-old about it for hours. It’s good stuff and it’s pretty cheap.
Semi-related side note, their pull-out couch beds are wicked comfortable because (some of them…

Whenever dudes complain about the balls thing I always just look pointedly down at my (admittedly huge) chest and am like “Are your balls bigger than those? Because I manage to sit in a public transit seat with my arms in front of me or immediately at my sides with them in the way. I think you can manage it with your…

If they actually call it a uniform, fine (mostly. I still think it’s dumb, most of my co-workers at my former degree-required-desk-job wore leggings or jeans or shorts and t-shirts every day. Kids should learn to pay attention in class and to themselves if we really want to prepare them for life) but if they pull what…

I don’t get how so many people just totally cut off their exes once they split up. I guess if there was cheating or something (and definitely if there was abuse) but if you just figured out you’re not right for each other and decided to go your separate ways, why the hatred? One of my best friends in the entire world…

He doesn’t know this, but Oscar and I are totes married.

I hate watched FSOG the other night and was surprised at how charming Dakota was given how terrible the character is. Also loved her in “How to be Single.”