I totally thought being famous would be cool when I was in like middle/high school (less so once I reached adulthood.) Then, I got married, had a fairly sizable wedding, bridal shower, bachelorette party, etc. Being the center of attention and having everyone around you clamoring for your time and opinion and approval…

Fortune Feimster was hilarious but I feel like this was a missed opportunity to resurrect Craig Ferguson’s wise cracking skeleton sidekick, Geoff. He’s a little heavy to be Ann Coulter, but I’d buy it.

That RA is not getting paid enough for this shit.

I had a roommate who borrowed and totaled my car the day before my birthday (which, while shitty, I get because hey, accidents happen.) But then she moved out when no one was home a few weeks later and stole a bunch of our shit including, but not limited to, board games, video games, movies (which might have been the…

Rich people need help spending their money. I’m available for said help, should anyone ask.
Though I did spend 90 bucks on a tote bag once, but it was all leather and I use it as my briefcase of sorts and as my airplane carry on bag and as my “I’m so not sneaking an entire concession stand’s worth of snacks into the…

I like to think of the first ladies (well the whole first families really) like neighbors. The Bushes are the relatively pleasant couple across the street who you wave at when you get your mail and you exchange super basic Christmas gifts with (What, you got us cookies TOO no wayyyyy) and the Obamas are the ones who…

I’m just going to copy and paste your opinion on this stuff anytime it comes up in conversation because this is exactly how I feel about it. How do they get such good music for this stuff?? HOW??

hughmungus123 is posting dismembered kittens like the worthless fucknugget he is, can we block him please? Already flagged the post.

When I read the first one, I’d forgotten what a good writer she is until I was like two pages in and was like “Oh, yup, back with Rowling and it’s gooooooood.”

As a Rocky Horror fan, I’m still going to watch the shit out of this. More Rocky can only be a good thing! Just have to look at it as a totally separate thing from the original Picture Show, otherwise it will (of course) be a disappointment.

Sent this to a gay guy friend of mine, confirms it’s a thing gay guys do too, and he owned up to doing it himself. It’s a universal truth.

I have a list of husbands (1 is Mr. Not Lois, 2 is Oscar Isaac, 3 is Idris Elba) and I think Luke here might have to be number four

I’m in a news room right now and like half the dudes are wearing cargo shorts. This is not known as cargo Friday here. Rather, it is known as every fucking day of the week because print journalists don’t know how to dress themselves.

Very well said, from a fellow designer!

I could be (and probably am) wrong, but at this point, is the DNC’s totally star studded roster of speakers and performers shade at the RNC after their inability to attract anyone with name recognition and that just about every song they used was used without permission of the artist and done under protest? Like it…

I volunteer with Red Cross to help run blood drives at area businesses and, one day, went to run one at a plastics developer. I had to sign several forms saying I wasn’t carrying in a recording device and that anything I heard while inside the building could not be shared as it could be a corporate secret. This was…

Trumpster fire.

What should be used in all subsequent trailers if they don’t want to use the Stevie Nicks original (Side note, if you’re into covers, The Wind and The Wave have some great ones):

Who the fuck has matching beach towels?? Isn’t the entire point of a beach towel that it’s huge, neon and tacky as fuck?

I used Father and Daughter! My dad had a side gig as a wedding DJ when I was a kid so he was SO picky and I was just like “Pick a song and tell me what we’re dancing to.” Thank GOD he hates that “Butterfly Kisses” bullshit song almost as much as I do.