Is there an artist you both really love? We had a super hard time, too, nothing one of us really liked seemed to fit, but then I was like “Well, we both like Bruce Springsteen....” So I dug through his song library and found a really beautiful, romantic but not sappy and unrealistic song that worked perfectly and we…

I’m stuck at my desk so no fun to be had here!

JFC the photos with that story are almost as bonkers as the story itself. So much hipster, it burns my eyes.

The bottom layer of my hair has tight, springy, coarse curls and the top layer is soft with a light wave and I’m just like “PLEASE PICK ONE TO BE SO I CAN STYLE YOU AND SO EVERY TIME I GET A NEW STYLIST SHE’S NOT MARVELING AT HOW THE HELL MY HAIR WORKS”

Frank Turner!!! Saw him live in December! Not sure I’ve ever seen anyone more into performing, he was so phenomenal AND I say that after he didn’t even play my favorite song of his.

Their foot cream is AMAZING. My feet dry out so easy and crack open and bleed and make it so hard to walk (which is just great on vacation, let me tell you) and just slathering that stuff on takes care of it, 100%. I use their hand cream too in winter. Sooooo nice!

Their foot cream is AMAZING. My feet dry out so easy and crack open and bleed and make it so hard to walk (which is…

I volunteer at blood drives at least once a week, some tips for anyone going to donate who hasn’t before:

I dunno about common because I haven’t seen any studies but holy hell was that ever my main coping mechanism. My PTSD was so bad I was throwing up everything I was eating and I couldn’t sleep so I didn’t have control over much, but I could go out and bang whoever I wanted to and did I ever. So many FWB set ups.

I used to work for a paper in northwestern lower Michigan and, in that town, there was a guy (they thought he might be a tourist) who would try and run people down and actually killed a cyclist a few years back. I’m curious to see if this ends up being him because they never caught him. Hit two cyclists and, once news…

Listened to an NPR report about the anniversary of Katrina and it’s amazing how many people stayed behind because they couldn’t bring their pets with them to evacuate. People are very dedicated to their furry family members and providing victims, be it victims of a natural disaster or domestic violence, with help…

I work in print and I’m almost always the most dressed up person in my office because I feel weird if, Monday - Thursday, I don’t at least shoot for business casual (even though no one around me gives even half a fuck.)

I love TAL and that was one of the most fascinating episodes I think I’ve ever listened to. There’s so little information out, especially from a first hand perspective, of what it’s like living with FGM and it was just so heartbreaking to hear.

I still PMS which is WEIRD AS HELL when not followed by a period. Took me about 3 months to figure out WTF is happening to my body. I’d get a zit or two, crave weird foods, be more moody (and, according to my husband, smell slightly different) for a week and then go back to normal. After a while I was like “OH THAT’S…

I carry all the makeup I wear on the reg in my purse because I’m a lazy asshole who does her makeup in the parking lot of her office and/or at red lights on the way to work and/or while my husband is driving and we’re going out somewhere. To do it at home means starting to get ready 10 minutes earlier and I am not…

Jesus Christ they’re terrified of her. Wow.

I went to a Coach outlet and got one of their totes when it was on sale for 90 bucks. It’s leather so it holds up well and I can pop my laptop, tablet, various chargers, a few notebooks, books and snacks in it without it getting overloaded (so perfect for road trips and/or train and plane carryons and for when I go do…

Because of my job I’m not allowed to contribute to any political campaigns but OMFG I WANT ONE OF THESE SO BAD.

The puncher probably knows Shia is an actual cannibal so he has to go for the next best thing.

When Brienne came riding up I started screaming FUCK YEAH BRIENNE OF TARTH! AIN’T NO ONE FUCK WITH SANSA STARK WHEN BRIENNE IN THE HOUSE, AIN’T NO ONE!

I work in newspaper design and put this stupid fucking column in two papers yesterday. My editors vetoed my headline change to “Abby doesn’t know what the fuck she’s talking about” unfortunately.