Grew up just outside of Dallas, we had cops on campus at my high school. Middle school too, I think, but that was like 13 years ago now because I’m getting old so I can’t remember

It’s so extra frustrating because there are monetary reasons to lie about, like, theft. If you want a new computer and you have homeowners/renters insurance, you can say “Oops, I left my front door unlocked when I ran an errand and my computer was gone when I got back! Darn!” and then get a pay out.

Ryan Gosling was robbed of a best actor nomination for that film, I say! ROBBED!! That was my favorite movie of that year and the soundtrack was choiceeeee

Ok, so not prom but Band Banquet which was as big a deal at prom at my school in 2005 (my freshman year, blue dress) looked just about like everything in this magazine.The stupid crown! the insane necklace! The beaded top to the dress! God I remember this shit so well.

Don’t really like her music at all but she definitely seems like a pretty nice person.

The Lonely Island is phenomenal. “Jack Sparrow” makes me roll on the ground laughing every single time. One time, my college boyfriend put a playlist on random when we were about to have sex and we were getting down and all of a sudden, “I Just Had Sex” came on and we were laughing so hard we had to take a like 10…

I ran into the same byline issue as you, Hannah, when I got married. My maiden name is a bear and has a silent W smack in the middle of it, so I seriously considered having a professional name separate from my legal name before I got started and always figured I’d publish any books I wrote under a pen name because my…

No lie, one of the reasons I’d love to be rich is to be able to tip like that. I’d tip like 500% every time I go out to eat instead of 30-60% like I do now.

There is a very very very short list of things Oscar Isaac would have to do to make me not want to fuck him and eating Cheetos with chopsticks is not anywhere near that list.

I loved Logan after he cleaned up his act, no shame. I hope they end up together after he gives her space to become a bad ass career woman who don’t need no man.

I mean, I adore Shonda. Grey’s and Scandal are two of my favorite if not my absolute favorite shows on TV. That being said, Heigl’s complaints about her character’s story lines in whatever season there was ghost Denny were so beyond justified and I can’t help but think if a man raised the same concerns about a…

Sitting at my desk, laying out a newspaper and my eyes are melting out of my skull at the typeface choices shown above. HOW WILL I WORK NOW, GOP??

I love that tattoo! It’s beautiful. And can I just say I’m so glad I’m “out” (if that’s remotely the right word for it) as a survivor to my parents and my husband because we all watched the Oscars together and I just SOBBED for her whole performance, I’m really glad I didn’t have to explain myself.

He’s not my favorite but I enjoy some of his stuff and I found the BS at the Oscars to be in super poor taste just because of the movie he was introducing. Had he done that with, say “Mad Max” or “Brooklyn” or even “The Revenant” fine, but on a night where the film that ended up winning was about child sex abuse by…

Lady Gaga losing to Sam fucking Smith killed me that night. Gaga’s song holds so much meaning and her performance was so spectacular compared to some meh Bond song for a meh Bond movie... fuck that noise.

Guess I’m listening to the Stones the rest of the night. Worse things have happened.

I was a Girl Scout for 12 years. I learned so much about business, public speaking, public service and other skills that I use every day, to say nothing of the experiences I had camping, surfing, ocean kayaking and horse back riding and the life long friends I gained. I still volunteer a few times a week to this day…

I just... ok, so if you see Shaq walking down the road and you run up to him and say “Hey, want to shoot some hoops?” and he says “No thanks” do you throw basketballs at him and say he’s a shitty player anyway? If I’m dressed cute and I’m out somewhere like a bar and someone comes up to me and starts trying to flirt…

When I had mine, the councilor said that most of the women who came through there were in that same boat. Being very careful about birth control (mine was the pill but I forgot it at home when I traveled, so condoms and then morning after pill failed) doesn’t mean it’ll always work. So many women take all the…

I know, I was so shocked that she wasn’t brought back for just a quick cameo shot when Derick died!! Even if not the funeral, just her going to Meredith when she was living across the country with her kids and she just says to her “It’s time to go home now.” Just give her the little push she needed to return to the…