Jesus Christ they’re terrified of her. Wow.

I went to a Coach outlet and got one of their totes when it was on sale for 90 bucks. It’s leather so it holds up well and I can pop my laptop, tablet, various chargers, a few notebooks, books and snacks in it without it getting overloaded (so perfect for road trips and/or train and plane carryons and for when I go do…

Because of my job I’m not allowed to contribute to any political campaigns but OMFG I WANT ONE OF THESE SO BAD.

The puncher probably knows Shia is an actual cannibal so he has to go for the next best thing.

When Brienne came riding up I started screaming FUCK YEAH BRIENNE OF TARTH! AIN’T NO ONE FUCK WITH SANSA STARK WHEN BRIENNE IN THE HOUSE, AIN’T NO ONE!

Going to the movies is so fun when you go to a really good theater, though.

I work in newspaper design and put this stupid fucking column in two papers yesterday. My editors vetoed my headline change to “Abby doesn’t know what the fuck she’s talking about” unfortunately.

Grew up just outside of Dallas, we had cops on campus at my high school. Middle school too, I think, but that was like 13 years ago now because I’m getting old so I can’t remember

It’s so extra frustrating because there are monetary reasons to lie about, like, theft. If you want a new computer and you have homeowners/renters insurance, you can say “Oops, I left my front door unlocked when I ran an errand and my computer was gone when I got back! Darn!” and then get a pay out.

Ryan Gosling was robbed of a best actor nomination for that film, I say! ROBBED!! That was my favorite movie of that year and the soundtrack was choiceeeee

Ok, so not prom but Band Banquet which was as big a deal at prom at my school in 2005 (my freshman year, blue dress) looked just about like everything in this magazine.The stupid crown! the insane necklace! The beaded top to the dress! God I remember this shit so well.

Don’t really like her music at all but she definitely seems like a pretty nice person.

The Lonely Island is phenomenal. “Jack Sparrow” makes me roll on the ground laughing every single time. One time, my college boyfriend put a playlist on random when we were about to have sex and we were getting down and all of a sudden, “I Just Had Sex” came on and we were laughing so hard we had to take a like 10…

I ran into the same byline issue as you, Hannah, when I got married. My maiden name is a bear and has a silent W smack in the middle of it, so I seriously considered having a professional name separate from my legal name before I got started and always figured I’d publish any books I wrote under a pen name because my…

No lie, one of the reasons I’d love to be rich is to be able to tip like that. I’d tip like 500% every time I go out to eat instead of 30-60% like I do now.

There is a very very very short list of things Oscar Isaac would have to do to make me not want to fuck him and eating Cheetos with chopsticks is not anywhere near that list.

I loved Logan after he cleaned up his act, no shame. I hope they end up together after he gives her space to become a bad ass career woman who don’t need no man.

I mean, I adore Shonda. Grey’s and Scandal are two of my favorite if not my absolute favorite shows on TV. That being said, Heigl’s complaints about her character’s story lines in whatever season there was ghost Denny were so beyond justified and I can’t help but think if a man raised the same concerns about a…

So much of the third one looked like an extended video game cut scene (and a bad one, at that.) It was soooooo disappointing.

Sitting at my desk, laying out a newspaper and my eyes are melting out of my skull at the typeface choices shown above. HOW WILL I WORK NOW, GOP??