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I love that tattoo! It’s beautiful. And can I just say I’m so glad I’m “out” (if that’s remotely the right word for it) as a survivor to my parents and my husband because we all watched the Oscars together and I just SOBBED for her whole performance, I’m really glad I didn’t have to explain myself.

He’s not my favorite but I enjoy some of his stuff and I found the BS at the Oscars to be in super poor taste just because of the movie he was introducing. Had he done that with, say “Mad Max” or “Brooklyn” or even “The Revenant” fine, but on a night where the film that ended up winning was about child sex abuse by

Lady Gaga losing to Sam fucking Smith killed me that night. Gaga’s song holds so much meaning and her performance was so spectacular compared to some meh Bond song for a meh Bond movie... fuck that noise.

Guess I’m listening to the Stones the rest of the night. Worse things have happened.

I was a Girl Scout for 12 years. I learned so much about business, public speaking, public service and other skills that I use every day, to say nothing of the experiences I had camping, surfing, ocean kayaking and horse back riding and the life long friends I gained. I still volunteer a few times a week to this day

I just... ok, so if you see Shaq walking down the road and you run up to him and say “Hey, want to shoot some hoops?” and he says “No thanks” do you throw basketballs at him and say he’s a shitty player anyway? If I’m dressed cute and I’m out somewhere like a bar and someone comes up to me and starts trying to flirt

When I had mine, the councilor said that most of the women who came through there were in that same boat. Being very careful about birth control (mine was the pill but I forgot it at home when I traveled, so condoms and then morning after pill failed) doesn’t mean it’ll always work. So many women take all the

I know, I was so shocked that she wasn’t brought back for just a quick cameo shot when Derick died!! Even if not the funeral, just her going to Meredith when she was living across the country with her kids and she just says to her “It’s time to go home now.” Just give her the little push she needed to return to the

Christina is perfection though. To be fair, just about anyone is a step down from Christina Yang.

Was Amelia that annoying on Private Practice? I watched the pilot but never got into it. The Amelia centric episodes on Grey’s are always my least favorite, though, and I’ve always wondered if I’m alone in my general dislike of her or if that’s just kinda her thing.

Not a fan of using people’s misfortune for publicity but damn if I’m not going to shop at Lowe’s over Home Depot now just for this donation.

Another great show was “Forever.”

I’m sorry but can we please start charging the idiots who leave weapons improperly secured with manslaughter or negligent homicide when shit like this happens? Instead of just shrugging and saying “Welp, accidents happen folks! So sad tho.” JFC America get it together.

Also not helpful is the preference for ex-military guys. Not that their skill set wouldn’t be useful, but they’re also people who, early in their training, had to be taught that killing is acceptable. It’s one of society’s deepest taboos and getting people to willingly kill someone else is hard, but once it’s

Hardly anyone talks about it but Nexplanon, the arm implant, is the single greatest thing in my life. I had a friend whose body rejected her first IUD and she was in horrible pain the first few days after she had it implanted before it rejected it (they implanted another and it was fine, though, and she swears by it)

I can see that but also have a harder time understanding it? Men’s clothes are so much more versatile. Mr. Not Lois wears about the same thing to work year round: Button down shirt, tie, dress pants. Sometimes will toss on suspenders or a vest if he wants to feel snazzy. In winter he’ll put on a pull over sweater over

Grew up in Texas and had a school nurse (my high school had 3 I believe, but it was a big high school) at all the schools I went to.

Soma is the tits in my experience (pun intended.) Fairly wide variety of fits and sizes and if something wears out in the first 90 days or it’s just plain uncomfortable, they replace or refund it. If you’re ok with spending bigger bucks, Le Mystere is wonderful, especially if you’re a busty lass.

I have a friend who has PTSD from his time in the military but never saw combat, he just debriefed a shit ton of people coming back and then spent months at a time where all he did all day every day was be honor guard for funerals. There were plenty of guys who just died of old age after WWII and korea and such, but

“It’s Complicated” is a darling movie and definitely good for some food porn.