What a selfless individual. You almost did it without telling the whole world, too!

“I know how we can handle a Presidential loose cannon! Let’s start a civil war!!” - California

As I gaze at Bragg dwarfing and hulking over good ol’ Coach Self all I can think is, “Shit, I hope Bragg wasn’t hurt too badly when his girlfriend smacked him. I’m sure glad they brought her to justice.”

Does Mexico?

Uh, you know Trump couldnt’ve re-tried or re-sentenced her, right?

Indeed. Us liberals shouldn’t be giving him such gifts. Protecting speech used to be a liberal value, and we should take it up again before this whole thing bites us in the ass. Because it will.

I honestly got evil child catcher rather than Michael Jackson from that picture.

Thanks to your wordplay I now have the image of Chris Berman fucking and admiring himself in a wall mirror.

a) Hillary had *zero* experience in health care or health management prior to her appointment to redesign national health care.

b) So...Nepotism is okay so long as you think the appointee is qualified?

You support a coup because your favored candidate did not win the election?

This will be the second-best thing about Mizzou basketball this year. (The best thing will be the firing of Kim Anderson.)

This response is getting almost as cliche as “thoughts and prayers”

It’s not clear to me. Did he know she was 15? Except it was a sting.

how many times do you think you’ll make me cum?”

Facebook has ignored multiple emails from Gizmodo regarding Katz

This was first reported on at lunch yesterday. Took more than 24 hours for Jezebel to give a damn. I know, I know: it doesn’t play into their “narrative.” Still tho.

I point and laugh at Flat Earthers, Comtrail Conspiracists, etc.,. And I roll my eyes at Holocaust Deniers. But if I promote silencing them to the point it appears their voice has vanished from society I’m helping hone a weapon that will one day come back to silence my own voice.

“A house divided against itself cannot stand”

Notably absent from this list, Hillary Clinton and Debbie Wasserman Shultz. They might have been Trump’s opposition but there is no way we have a president Trump without them.

thats not how geese walk maybe you should leave ornithology to the ornithologists and stick to sports smh