I would kill you for the extra garage space.

Buh-bye!

A wise decision!

But no $5,000 coffee table or leather-and-chrome furniture? Pathetic!

Maybe not but it sure looks good to me!

Yes!

As somebody with experience as a cashier and also being the employee overseeing self-checkout at the “orange” Big Box Store, here’s some instructions for that:

Pfft! “luxuriously carpeted garage-lounge”? No, it’s tiled or at least epoxy coated. But, otherwise, yeah: A/C and heat, large screen 4K (8K?) TV, leather and chrome furniture, $5,000 coffee table made from an F1 wheel and tire, fully stocked bar, pool and poker tables, expensive moto-art, 1/2 bath, and coordinated…

Yeah, it’s not like buyers scrimped and saved for years (decades!) to just barely afford one of these.

People are the fucking worst. And eight billion of them is at least four billion too many.

Uh, modern Doctor Who has never had more than 13 episodes, sometimes as few as 8.

“neurotoxic”? Really???

Now you’ve made me sad. I only saw her a handful of times on TV but she was a master of dry German wit as well as a stellar racer.

Yes, but diet sodas are worse. I meant that if you’re going to drink soda, don’t drink diet versions.

This is why we miss you. Okay, it’s because of your writing, but this weird-ass, semi-redundant collection of vehicles, too.

Only 3-ish vehicles per writer? I’d fit right in! (one car, two motorcycles)

LOL! One certainly hopes so!

Wow, that just went WAY over your head at high speed.

Oh! It looks they received a certificate for their actions, too! How nice!

Sharing an entree’ doesn’t necessarily result from the size of the entree’ being too large. It makes sense for a couple who would also like to have some appetizers while still having room for the entree’. Otherwise, they’d order two entree’s and no appetizers. And, solo, I’ve dined out at least once where I only…