Generally speaking, you don’t eat out if you’re watching your caloric intake, and definitely not at The Cheesecake Factory. Even if I eat half of my entree’, it still means I’m pigging-out. Plus, my whole reason for going to CF (and it’s been about 8 year because I know longer live near one) is to have cheesecake, so…

What? Too much cheese? That’s commie talk!

What a clickbait headline. I’m looking for explode-y RPGs and you’re just reviewing games?

“Attention armored vehicle driver! Please so down! I can only pursue you at up to 0.372 miles per hour!”

...and by removing the door, they had a clear shot.

“Fun”? Conceptually. But if you’re one of the costumed employees? Car washing is hard, physical labor and having to wear a costume while you do it? Not so much.

Who removed your humor chip? Rory Carroll was making a sarcastic joke and an obvious one at that.

Funny—I think it was 60 Minutes that did a feature on the stolen olives to make olive oil in Italy problem a few weeks ago (or at least that’s when I saw it). Sometimes entire trees are cut down and stolen! Crazy.

Oh, sure, I was just curious. I have no interest in doing this but I know that my small city of 35K people has six car washes, with the latest and greatest conveniently located by The Home Depot and only about 0.1 miles from the highway. I do believe that, while they might not be good for car finishes, the newer…

WHAT? NO, NO, NO! Domino’s and Little Caesar’s also serve “pizza” and should be canceled. They are The Three Horsemen of the Pizzaclypse! Run! Hide! Buy local! At least go to Papa Murphy’s. Honestly, I prefer frozen pizza to those three “pizza” places.

Black market olives?

I’m sure the less scrupulous find a way to write-off additional amounts of income via claimed expenses (paid of course in cash).

Elizabeth, I would love to have read about the actual cost of building a new car wash, of purchasing an existing one, and of the typical profit margins.

On the upside (with apologies to all of the laid-off employees), fewer people will be eating Pizza Hut “pizza.”

Are you fucking kidding that you thought he might speak and write in Hebrew? Not a fucking chance. Maybe he used a translation app. Maybe someone else wrote it for him. No, that didn’t take “some time and effort” to write about four sentences. And, given that translation (my Hebrew skills are diminished from what they…

I can read it but it’s beyond my comprehension after many decades of not speaking Hebrew. That said, I don’t see anything in there about lamb, salad or tahina sauce.

LMAO! “Xitter”!

Yeah, that’s always a possibility. It’s non-“protect and serve” way of policing when the primary concern is generating revenue.

They should not replace the animatronics with the old robots.

So much for the initial comedy routine...4 mph over the speed limit on a highway is really a de minimis violation and pulling you over was not the right decision. It’s hard to know why any given LEO pulls over any specific vehicle.