Funny--a total stranger just made me truly feel a little bit better. Thanks!

Apparently (I’m new to the internet) people will make comments without any evidence to back them up. Shocking behavior!

It’s as if he thinks if he ends up in a maximum security prison that this photo will intimidate other inmates.

Please don’t drag Egg McMuffins into this.

I feel helpless in this “reduce, reuse, recycle” era. I do my best to recycle everything I can, yet I know that the majority of it ends up in a landfill. I try to buy less (e.g. I’m not buying an air fryer-toaster-multi-purpose oven because the current toaster works just fine). And I reuse to no end, like clothing…

...and always, always carry a shield.

You think even the pilots were “bad” people?

Damn you! Now I’ve got to Google “Veblen”!

“Insurance, bitches! I’m fucking rich...I’ll just buy the next one that’s for sale!”

Wouldn’t a bomb be simpler, more likely to succeed and easier to cover-up?

What are the odds that Prigozhin is actually in an FSB cell, slowly being tortured until he dies, and that Putin killed 9 innocent people to cover this up?

“There’s a sucker born every minute.” -- PT Barnum

I hadn’t thought that was a thing, containers getting mishandled and ending up on in the water. I was surprised a number of years ago to learn that a good number of containers go overboard due to bad weather every year. I mean, I wasn’t shocked, I’d just never thought about it. However, the heights to which they are…

Oof! That’s seriously adding insult to injury! At least with defenestration, it only hurts that moment you hit the ground. Plus: you don’t need to replace the window afterwards. Win-win! Well, except for the victim...

As a motorcyclist, I have mostly negative feelings about any trike. On the plus side, they allow a rider who has physical mobility issues to be able to ride (no need to be able to balance the vehicle at a stop being the chief benefit). Everything else is a negative.

There’s no way he crashed in that aircraft.

‘fess up! What else is in your over-sized garage?

I’m so poor, I’d never even heard of “Bijan” before. Thank goodness they’ve got a website so I can order their $1,650 dress shirts and $580 baseball hats.

No more proletariat unrolling the window and shouting to your fellow rich for some Grey Poupon, now it’s in the app (yes, there’s a special button just for that!).