THAT BASKETBALL HAD A FAMILY! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, KING, SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH!

Free Speech motherfuckers, or are you Bullies with Badges gonna start killing people because of that now too?

And if you microwave your testicles, you only get a little bit of the cancer. Ask my friend Randy Marsh.

I feel like there is a lot more to the conversation with Megan than was listed.

I spent two years as the head (*cough* ONLY *cough*) for a locally owned Family Restaurant in my town that was known for it's breakfasts. We we're only open for breakfast and lunch, which is why I was the lone cook: because she couldn't afford to pay anyone past 8hrs, despite being loaded from how busy we always…

Why is it raining and snowing so much in the future?

Yeah, I realized that after I typed it. Stupid Lions places with last names that start with F confusing me.

He also Twerked and, not gonna lie, it wasn't bad.

Are they hiring? I've got multiple years of on-the-job cooking experience and know it's Detroit but I would gladly move there for $15 an hour and to be able to cook again.

Substitute "Cranberries" for "Doritos" and Brian Regan nailed it.

That's exactly what it sounded like on some days.

Joe's story pained me but then right after it I read about the ruptured testicle and that did me in for good. Thank god I've never had anything that painful.

Runner up would be Eddie Murphy's.

Former high school boys and girls head swim coach here. Day after day, meet after meet, practice after practice, the girls team would go to the locker room, throw on sweats and hoodies, and leave. The boys team would hang around in the locker room forever, showering, fighting, doing who knows what else went on in…

Fuck hanging out with Kyle Orton, I want to hang out with Jay. Until he busts ass, then I'm out of there. Sick bastard.

Given that he enjoyed anally raping multiple young women I can only hope he's being anally raped in prison as I type this message.

What if every team starts to do this? Not just the Rams, but whomever the Rams play against? And not even just that, what about other teams in other stadiums in other towns doing it? What would the STLPD do, or say, then?

Who the hell has a shower big enough to fit a damn chair inside? I can't even stand in mine without at least one of my arms/shoulders touching either the wall or the sliding glass door. Maybe I'm just poor and have a small shower. Dammit, I'm poor.

My 10 year reunion was 2 years ago. I'm from a small town that has a big high school, due to so many other smaller towns feeding in to it. Things are different nowadays in that the kids at the school all know each other and are friends with each other. But 10 years before we were extremely "clique-y", as is the…

Did they have Woody Harrelson just dub over his own lines? Cripes that's a great impression!