Something tell me that if your friend had worn her long hair up in a twist or bun, she would have been told that she looked “unapproachable.” Rat bastards!

There is nothing that is preventing you from wearing a sundress or open-toed shoes or sleeveless outfits if you want to. Granted, it is not the norm, but I doubt there is a specific policy against it for the men. Go for it! :P

I wonder sometimes. If I was “eye candy” I wouldn’t have to work so damn hard. I wouldn’t have to fight as hard for my pay raises and promotions. If I made a mistake, all I’d have to do is shake my boobs and giggle.

I was told that my attire was “too corporate” and that I should try to “soften” my look up. My normal attire is button down shirts and slacks, just like the other (male) employees. I asked what the clothing allowance was so that I could replace my presumably offensive wardrobe on the company’s dime.

White doesn't signify virginity though, it denotes first marriage. The fashion for white wedding gowns only gained the prominence that they have now due to Queen Victoria.

Explode with rage? Dah-ling, I want to encase you in carbonite so that you will "stay fresh" forever and keep me company. :)

Not trolling or baiting here. Serious question, how old are you?

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I would guess some some people put way more effort into the wedding ceremony and reception than they ever intend to put into the marriage itself.

I am itching all over just from reading your post. My dog will give me a random flea from time to time in the summer and it makes me feel yucky; I would never be able to deal with a lice.

Perhaps Hell has indeed frozen over?

Yes. Also, you can send children home from school indefinitely if they have head lice. Lice are gross but pose no medical threat to anyone.

Thank you, this is a great start!

I love her hair. Does anyone know what this style is called and how to recreate it?

I'm so sorry to hear that, you have my deepest sympathies.

"He could very well be the biggest nerd in school that everyone bullies and picks on. Maybe she was the only person in school to show him kindness, and has since developed an infatuation."

"Once people start saying what they mean, the problem will be solved."

Nope. I am explaining to you why the panhandler who asks everyone for spare change is a different situation from the boy who repeatedly pursues an uninterested girl.

No. That panhandler asks EVERYONE for spare change. He is not specifically targeting you and only you. Panhandling can be harassment if it is aggressive or intimidating in nature (different cities have different views on this matter).

Well, that "certain girl" sounds like a manipulative sociopath and I feel bad in advance for anybody who is trying to keep up with her games.