For that recipe I recommend you simmer the butter in water with the “herbs”. Allow it to cool and skim the resolidified butter off the water. The flavor compounds end up in the water, the “essential oils” go to the butter. Your cookies (or brownies) will be far more palatable.

Wondered how long it would take for this comment to show up.

I got in a solid 30 seconds of “well helooooo, Tarzan” before the horrible niggling part of me wondered where Tarzan gets trousers.

Are we not questioning at this point that Shia is just high as fuck and keeps hitting ‘send’

Exactly why I picked that one. If you are going to be awkward let it be a fierce awkward ;)

Don’t worry Ellie. I can find your article both funny and also be against slavery in diamond mines. # 2 all the way.

make it into a ring and put a ring on it

Give it to a foundation that fights against slavery in diamond mines? Give it to Amnesty international who actively works against violence linked to the diamonds trade?

Thank you Hillary. This is a story that makes me smile because the badass women are getting shit done. And makes me furious that it has taken badass women who can get shit done, to get shit done because all the fucking men who run shit found a way to get all the weed smokers in jail but not the fucking rapists.

i’m from detroit, and a lot of my fb friends posted requests to participate so i was happy to participate.

That is a thing. I learned about it from that show about sex accidents on TLC. It was equal parts funny and horrifying.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I kinda liked touching the internal side of my ex thighs and see his balls move on their own.

I used to use Kiva (think kickstarter for foreign nations where they have a certain amount to raise within a time frame to get their mission accomplished, but they pay you back over time so you can reuse the funds for another person) until I found out that some of the loans had exorbitant interest rates (no profit…