notjennie
Not Jennie
notjennie

~45 minutes :)

I think I’m in love with you. Thanks for the super pro tip 💚

And if you want to set yourself even further apart at any holiday function, this is also the recipe for “happy” cookies :)

I would invite all the war mongering global leaders to a Kumite and use the diamond as a prize. Once they’ve killed each other off I would bug the diamond and use the intel to take down their operations and retrieve the diamond. I’ve watched an embarrassing amount of Jean Claude Van Damme movies.

Agreed and I also appreciated #2 as someone with social anxiety. It definitely fits my MO of randomly doing something awkward in order to not come across as awkward.

I think what you’re describing is “Social Entrepreneurship”. Humanitarianism used to mean donating $ or essential goods, now it’s more about economically self-sustainable solutions so people can buy their own essentials, like Kiva was supposed to do. You should have more options now and even orgs that will do the work

This just gave me a very visual flashback. Sweet, sweet memories... -_~

I was scrolling and read this as “sex addictions of TLC” as in T-Boz, Lefteye, and Chili which also sounds both funny and horrifying... You know you’re getting old when familiar acronyms now have a completely different meaning -_-