That matches the physical description of the average Texan.

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

This story is being blown completely out of proportion. Greg Hardy was simply leaving the stadium after the game.

As a USF alum, this disappoints me. He should have used the perfectly good firing range off of Fletcher near the Todd Adult video store.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

Just want to get in real quickly that Adnan did that shit.

Eli Manning has a Canon Attached to his Shoulder

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

Yeah, iris I hadn't said it now

Or he gave him a cushion because that was the coverage scheme of the defensive play that was called....

Your shipment has arrived.

Today I learned there’s an Alaska Baseball League. #TheMoreJuneau

It would have been disallowed even if he did score because of the obvious forward kicking motion.

Cosby immediately given honorary degree by Florida State

Obligatory:

He’s the neat freak,” Solo says, side-eyeing Stevens, who played nine seasons in the NFL, as she takes a seat beside him

I’ll be the bad guy. I fucking hate “superfans.” It’s more about them than the game and after about 5 minutes shut the fuck up already.

Site like this pull you in by comparing you to random people then just sell off all the data you freely give them. Like a damn quiz needing to see everything on your fb page. They usually just suck anyway.

Ugh, don’t think like that. I knew I was moving here in 2003, started cheering for them that season, and was psyched about moving to the city that had the reigning Stanley Cup champions. Arrived just before the season started... and the season never started.