It depends on Bishop’s ask. Based on his numbers and age, if I’m his agent then I’m starting the conversation around $9mil/8 years. I expect he ends up making over $8mil/8 years. That’s a lot to pay for a goalie of any caliber, especially when you have Vasi on the bench. I have seen Vasi play a lot of games at all…

The bizarre headlines go further back than we previously thought!

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The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

While everyone else is arguing over intent, let me propose this:

Drumpf has to be the biggest flip flopper I've ever seen but they eat it up though because it makes him "authentic". Meanwhile, Mme. Clinton can't catch a break for changing her mind whenever the political winds demand it.

also, no “whapshhh” or “hiyaaa”?

I really wanted to see the famed “monkey fist”.

Ang Lee’s going to protest this joke as offensive.

Jeez, what crawled up his 5-hole?

Concussions are actually very common in soccer. Going for a header poses a high risk for concussions because it can result in head-to-head, head-to-knee, and head-to-ground collisions. Even just heading the ball can cause a concussion, and even when it doesn’t cause a concussion, subconcussive head trauma still…

I love it. I want to be this excited about anything.

What’s missing from these images are the couple hundred tourists standing in front of you holding up their phones.

Are we not going to discuss meth legs coming down the stairs?

I don’t know about this story, sounds pretty shady.

Due to his ability to distract Oregon State shooters, Michael Phelps has been recruited by the FBI to Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

Much as I want to be mad about this, its hard to argue with the logic here.

Since he’s at Tampa Bay, probably should go with MRSA Hamster.