It depends on Bishop’s ask. Based on his numbers and age, if I’m his agent then I’m starting the conversation around $9mil/8 years. I expect he ends up making over $8mil/8 years. That’s a lot to pay for a goalie of any caliber, especially when you have Vasi on the bench. I have seen Vasi play a lot of games at all…

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

While everyone else is arguing over intent, let me propose this:

Drumpf has to be the biggest flip flopper I've ever seen but they eat it up though because it makes him "authentic". Meanwhile, Mme. Clinton can't catch a break for changing her mind whenever the political winds demand it.

also, no “whapshhh” or “hiyaaa”?

I really wanted to see the famed “monkey fist”.

Ang Lee’s going to protest this joke as offensive.

Jeez, what crawled up his 5-hole?

Concussions are actually very common in soccer. Going for a header poses a high risk for concussions because it can result in head-to-head, head-to-knee, and head-to-ground collisions. Even just heading the ball can cause a concussion, and even when it doesn’t cause a concussion, subconcussive head trauma still…

I love it. I want to be this excited about anything.

Are we not going to discuss meth legs coming down the stairs?

I don’t know about this story, sounds pretty shady.

Due to his ability to distract Oregon State shooters, Michael Phelps has been recruited by the FBI to Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

Since he’s at Tampa Bay, probably should go with MRSA Hamster.

That matches the physical description of the average Texan.

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

This story is being blown completely out of proportion. Greg Hardy was simply leaving the stadium after the game.

As a USF alum, this disappoints me. He should have used the perfectly good firing range off of Fletcher near the Todd Adult video store.