I’m surprised they didn’t just meet in the bunker of the Denver airport. Isn’t that what it’s there for?

How many fouls did he have? Avoiding a foul is literally the only reason I can come up with on this one.

The only person qualified to formulate a strategy for stopping Steph Curry would be Tonya Harding.

Chastain told The New York Times that she believes she shook off a concussion “probably a half-dozen times” during her career, and sometimes experiences short-term memory loss.

He may have thought they were celebrating a touchdown, since that is all he sees on Sundays from opposing teams.

....And the game doesn’t end in a tie score

I’m with you on this one, I hope they give larger people more room. I’m 6'8" (203.2cm?) and played college football so my shoulders and muscle makeup are larger than normal people to go with my already large skeleton. Without fail I get lumped into the “fat man” category of eye rolls every time I approach my seat.…

These will make inconspicuously checking your texts during a meeting really easy!

Don’t forget the 100 degree heat in the summer time to add to the torture of wearing the costume

Ever watched something so epic it makes you cannonball?

Shame!

Donald Trump just hired Sage to write his rebuttals for his next debate

These are much better than the TMNT abortion toys my son has grown up a fan of

He already does, and it’s in the form of Papa John’s

I watched the video

Is this what not having cuts leads to? 16/17 year olds on the same JV team as 12 year olds? I never wrestled but it seems like the logistics of having kids like this on the same team as middle schoolers is asking for an issue.

I put $200 on Bisping for that fight in vegas as the underdog. Never again.

• Mbukimvuki: Bantu for “to shuck of one’s clothes in order to dance”