You rarely see natural tits on ASU undergrads anymore

This one is clearly Chain Chomp from Super Mario

he’s been a dead man walking for weeks

He’s referring to a list of people who could've scored on the Bucs yesterday

That must have been one hell of a christmas card from Mike Evans

Looks like he wanted to slip her the ol Kandy Kane

People receiving these presents will be impressed by the wrapping and immediately let down by the present inside

He does have a very punchable face

I know superheroes are supposed to be above average when it comes to physique, but does anyone else think that Snyder made Batman too big? He looks like he’s built like a brick shit house in some scenes.

His career is pretty much Aldon with the NFL

Please tell me the threats are in the voice of Charlie Brown

This is absurd.

A Kyle Turley article wouldn’t be complete without this gif.

Drones are turning out to be a real mother fucker for spoilers

The Village People wouldn't allow her to perform her ceremony before their concert, and look where they ended up.

Hayden’s long hair probably provoked Hardy’s anger when he mistakenly thought he was in the presence of a woman.

Don’t touch them, and they won’t touch you.

So was some employee snapping off at work? Or did some kid just play a prank?

Just wait until Greg Hardy gets a girlfriend.

There’s also a 95% chance that this Humpty Dumpty would’ve been laid by a chicken with red colored feathers.