This is not the wild west! You can’t go around shooting people like you’re Cowboys..... Oh...

And even if the firing range is closed, you can always go to the Fletcher Walmart and pop off rounds with everyone else.

This story makes Michael Sam’s voluntary transition to Quarterback make more sense.

A-Hole

There was a fight breaking out and Jerramy Stevens is no where to be found? You would think a married couple would understand how to work as a team.

When the girl next to you busts out the Lil Jon costume hat you know you’re going to get on TV. Act accordingly.

It’s a problem for me because I never FUCKING win

I know this will appear here a lot, but FUCK JOE WEST.

Come clean. Is this Dioner Navarro? You’ve got to stop posting comments about yourself, it’s starting to look desperate.

I’m going to guess that the reason he’s at a division 2 school is because of grades

I’ve heard JPP’s fall-back plan is to work as a live action Simpson’s character at Universal Studios

That was a cornea joke

Did Posada get a going away basket?

This headline will soon read like this

“Can’t nobody bounce a ball better than me”

It’ll be very suspicious when Enemkpali is signed by the Bills

So did Quicksilver get killed because he’s going to have a role in X-Men and it was best to just roll with Scarlet Witch in the Avengers and avoid having two Quicksilvers in two separate franchises?

And now he plays for the Tampa Bay Rowdies...

I believe this happens because anyone who thinks Siri can just magically charge their phone to 100 percent is clearly insane and needs to be locked up.

It’s always extra embarrassing when you fail at something someone in grade 6 could do