Shed some of those kettle bells in your pants, and the floor should hold next time.

His first time was when he left the NFL for the USFL.

I have a Big Green Egg and my friend has an Akorn, so we are always trying to compare the benefits of my paying a shit ton vs. his taking the cheaper route and here is what we have found.

I have a Big Green Egg and my friend has an Akorn, so we are always trying to compare the benefits of my paying a…

I was playing at a country club a few years back and just before I tee’d off an old lady walked up and told me to tuck in the back of my shirt (that had become untucked while warming up on the driving range) because “we don’t dress like that here.” She also reported my friend who was the member after the round because…

Just substitute a bald head and glasses

I’m with you. The song inside Hank’s head from Me, Myself, and Irene plays in my head every time I see people at games in full body green (purple, orange, teal, stars and stripes) suits.

Terrible towels and knock offs are ok, but that guy is swinging a goddamn beach towel around.

As a Lightning fan I was happy we scored the first goal on the road, but I then felt immediately terrible for St. Louis because it’s clear he’s losing a step in his game.

I put up so many AIM away messages talking about how we were going to repeat.

You may not want to hold your breath on another Rays season like ‘08. Especially since our city officials are trying their hardest to lose the Rays.

You can't make Black Adam the pawn!

Time apart is something they both kneed

Donovan’s tenure with the Magic isn’t enough to convince Durant to stay?

If you buy two you can do a stair stepper workout while you wash your clothes.

would idolize while munching.

The Cubs 2015

With no bathrooms drinking so fast is probably not recommended

I’m pretty sure that is the riddler symbol too.

In my opinion if Hernandez didn’t have such a good security system he may have gotten away with everything. He shot himself in the foot by being “over-cautious” about his home’s security.

Not even Mr. Wonderful would buy this