This is pretty well written. If football doesn't work out, Ray Rice may have a future in punching up scripts.

Seems like lately Jordan makes this same statement when he approves the new designs for his shoes

Don't root for the Nets, take your talents to LA, they're more than equipped to handle alcoholic fans

I'm with you

The police located the children for their statements by following their trail of tears

Is this gif what it will look like when you pick up a hooker in the next GTA in this car?

You're not boycotting??

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=…

Is there a male with the ability to comment here that would opt for castration? There isn't right?

Does anyone know how quickly your battery gets drained using these things?

Photoshopping yourself into Grand Theft Auto 5 pictures really drives home the fact that MyTweetsRealAF is not to be messed with.

This made me not want to punch him in the head anymore... My world has been flipped upside down.

He doesn't come off as a classless, entitled douchebag, he IS a classless, entitled douchebag. The Prince Joffrey of football is a very accurate description of Clausen, especially when he was in college.

That's also what I see when I lay down after my company's open bar christmas party

Bravo.

Ironically "Ha-Ha Clinton Dix" is the name of the Monica Lewinsky's Flickr account

I have to play devil's advocate here...

His sons have nothing to worry about if they can "catch a beat runnin like Randy Moss" as well as dad can

That kid has more length in his left arm than Donovan had in his whole coaching career with the Magic

Can this guy come over to my house and tell me why my FUCKING playstation has two bars of wifi strength when it's right next to the goddamn router?!?!