I say the same thing 18 times every time I golf.

Jesus Christ, give the NFL a chance to penalize the guilty players. The people running the league are a bunch of buffoons I'll give you that, but it hasn't even been 12 hours since the game ended and already your pitchforks are out.

Not even Joe Maddon can polish that turd

"NO MEANS NO!"

Jerry would know best. Although he didn't receive a degree in medicine per say, all of his freelance gynecological exams he's been doing lately at least gives him enough experience to read the X-Ray.

Does anyone know if these work for telling a person's temperature? I feel weird jamming a thermometer into my kid's earhole, and would like to find an accurate alternative like this.

Does anyone know if these work for telling a person's temperature? I feel weird jamming a thermometer into my kid's…

I bet that guy got anal over that spilled milk.

Who doesn't drink on their recruiting trip? Debauchery is the reason you go on these campus visits.

The rumor in Tampa is that Shields gave himself the nickname "Big Game James" when he was in single A ball, and coaches continued to call him Big Game James as a joke, but it ended up sticking and now the resume doesn't match the moniker.

I don't think Friedrich Nietzsche meant those quotes to mean what he thinks they mean

If you are surprised that people would pay for this watch "Penn and Teller's Bullshit" on youtube about bottled water. Stupid people will pay for anything.

Yep... That's a guy dying

In Hayden's defense security originally told him "That White guy who can't let his college glory days go is here." So he thought he was throwing out Leinart

I don't think he'd be good at running back. Mainly because in Rugby he runs like a stiff dick and a majority of his time is spent in the open field, he'd get decapitated trying to run between the tackles. I know pad level is something he can be coached on but I think by the time he learns the RB position enough to…

I'm biased, but from what I understand about rugby (very little) I would be willing to bet a 26 year old NFL player in his prime would be more successful making the transition than this guy will if he tries anything besides special teams.

I've never been into Magic The Gathering. I just remember kids in middle school playing it at lunch. Is this guy selling these cards when people request them? And is this game still actively played?

I bet his parents always tell him to "Get a job, selling Magic cards will never get you out of our basement." Well, guess who just upgraded to the spare bedroom?

Dean is a city in Texas...... Austin is a city in Texas

Didn't this happen yesterday? Can we give the NHL a chance to fine or suspend Prust before grabbing our pitchforks?

They should fine him!