"We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."

Don't fear these birds, some of them will evolve and create hybrid species that will one day be the symbol for freedom in the Hunger Games

The Vikings are clearly going to beat these things to death

When push came to shove someone was happy they wore a helmet to the game

Listen, it's clear the center thought the QB was "under center" that's what.... Who am I kidding, we fucking suck

As Winston stated in his interview he's a team player and usually only acts in ways that will help the team. I think he's telling the truth in all of them except the last one.

And the best feature is that it actually recognizes fuck as a word now, instead of trying to force me to say Ducking autocorrect

If you look back and read between the lines of "The Decision" it was all about forming a team to save his hairline.

I think he assumed that if he died on a football field he would be reincarnated on a better team.

He's a witch. Look at his hair

ROB YOU NEED TO TELL ME BEFORE YOU FART, MY MOUTH WAS OPEN!

After seeing this I'm not sure that Ali vs. Frazier in a phone booth would have worked out

In Ray's defense, his attacker was taller than him.

WORLD STARRRRRRR

Here's two you won't find on any list.

I hope he signs somewhere. Otherwise my fantasy name of "Michael Sam Plugs The B-Hole" won't be topical.

I wish someone would do that to me every time someone asks Wilbon a question about Michael Jordan.

Everyone laughed at Antonio Cromartie's distrust of Trojans, but who's laughing NOW?

In an attempt to be the front runner for Jones the New York City Red Bulls brought Stevie Wonder to the organization on retainer, because he has years of experience with drawing blind.