You’re not wrong, but I’d rather feel good that a mother didn’t have to put her life and the life of a baby in danger in the first place because she could get inexpensive or free contraception or an abortion.

Bey: So then Jay stepped out on me with this Becky. But it’s cool because I’m gonna record a whole album about it.

Did she actually say she’s *having* a child? “Planning our family” can mean a lot of things, and pregnancy at 50 is not exactly common.

It almost feels like we’re headed for the bad future that your eyepatch-wearing future self would come back to warn you about.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

Before Target made its policy public last week, 42% of people said they would consider shopping there the next time they needed something. As of Wednesday, that number had dropped to 38%, which YouGov CEO Ted Marzilli says is a “significant” shift.

do you ever just want to put your head inside a paper bag and SCREAM FOR 6 HOURS?

I dunno, check out this artist’s rendition...

Elizabeth Emken is Donald Trump’s newest spokeswoman, a shiny and well-spoken professional Republican tasked with putting a non-insane face on the Trump campaign.

I get that some of the downvoting is definitely butthurt morons who hate that there are lady Ghostbusters however, that trailer is terrible. Like really really terrible. If I voted on Youtube videos, I’d downvote the shit out of it too. I like the idea of the film but watching the trailer was super disappointing.

911 i need an ambulance i have been burned by a hot take

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read that as feed all the emu

Wait, I thought we were all starring in an ongoing adaptation of The Handmaid’s Tale?

Why in the world do they suddenly care about women being assaulted. No one seemed to care when it was a drunk guy trying to grope me in the middle of the street or on the subway or at a concert.

OH WAIT, ITS not about that is it

So glad we keep finding ways to be an openly bigoted country. Was worried that after nationally recognized same-sex marriage we were going soft there for a second

Yeah but the Appleton Bath & Body Works is full of liars

That....sounds like Karl Marx’s vision of hell. Like that could be set in a Margaret Atwood novel.

If the Jews really were in control, I’d be getting majorly shafted because I do lowly data entry and make not enough money when I should be out there controlling the media.

Lousy Beatniks....