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you cretins.

Technically engagement tattoos. Still saving up for the actual wedding ones, which will be skeleton keys with the room number underneath of where we stayed when we eloped. (We were married by his best friend via Skype in the hotel.)

Husband and I secretly eloped in Key West, came back with fancy new rings and coordinates of the beach we got hitched on.

Deer became a theme of our wedding somewhere along the way and we love to camp. Went to Zion and Glacier for our honeymoon!

I have a male friend (he's dating one of my best girlfriends) and her and I were talking about a juice detox we were doing for 2 days just to clean ourselves of all the unhealthy Holiday crap we stuffed ourselves with. He said, "Aww come on you two. What's the big deal? You both have the thigh gap don't you?"

how the fuck are you an approved commenter

But, but...what about his booooooner?

Yeah, I looked fuckin' great when my body was actually eating itself away. I was so beautiful when my electrolytes were so low that I could've had a heart attack.

And hey, I had BEWBS so I clearly wasn't anorexic, right?

Shut up. Seriously.

If Ilana loves him, then I have no choice but to follow suit.

I just love how it doesn't matter how things ACTUALLY work. What matters is what you believe.

Did you read the article, you absolute potato brain?

I am kind of surprised at the responses to this article. What I want to say is "Fuck Southwest for trying to be a moral compass of any kind. I don't need a gate agent monitoring my clothing choices for appropriateness". But what I am hoping is that someone will come in and rationally explain to me why it was ok for…

What about the time Virgin denied my 21st Amendment rights because "Ma'am, you're being belligerent and we have to cut you off." I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA.

I was talking to my dad the other day about how each time I fell into starving myself, the compliments I would get about my weight would skyrocket. To all the "wow, you look great!" complimenters I wanted to reply, "thanks! I don't eat hardly at all!" It's sad that people find a chubby body so repulsive.

stopping a small child from implanting

Bill Murray cares about everyone.

Not the point of the article, but can writers for Gawker and Co. really throw stones when it comes to aggregating and repackaging content from the web?

With any luck they'll soon be posting a "These Apologies For Our Fuck-Ups were Heartfelt and Genuine(17 photos)" gallery in between pictures of butts.

That baby is overdrawing her lips a little too much, imho. Stop trying so hard, Raindrop Baby.