notinwonderland
notinwonderland
notinwonderland

Her eyeliner is seriously on point.

That is basically the conclusion I have reached. Everyone on Tumblr is a crazy cat lady in their own special way.

There are things I doubt in this world. A thing I do not doubt: Kanye's love for that behbeh.

Okay, seriously. ASOIAF fans have known about Jon Snow since Clash of Kings. Like, that fan theory is pretty much accepted as canon at this point and there's a super petty and inappropriately vocal part of me that gets unreasonably annoyed when it starts getting repackaged as something new. It's like when people

Exactly zero of these names sound familiar to me. Where is the most influential figure in my life: Hamster Eating Tiny Burrito?

My son is 18 and he spends half the night watching videos of some other kids playing video games and commenting on what's going on in the game. All I hear is gunfire and laughter coming out of his room at 3 am.

America, the land of people who are always sure they know better than everyone else, even professionals or people who have dedicated their whole life to studying a particular topic.

Well, that's a very good reason. LOL

Nah, that's just what Big Root Vegetable wants you to think. Cutting up a rutabaga makes it into a turnip.

"our 10 oz. filet Mignon, cooked "Extra, extra, EXTRA well-done"

Balsamic vinegar with a splash of water and a twist of lemon. And she drank it. All of it.

Rule number 3: A bible tract is not a tip. The news about Jesus is not going to pay a server's fucking bills.

Finally. Thank you for thinking of the victim(s), Kira.

Welp. Read this thinking I wouldn't be so creeped/grossed out. Ended up like

This reads like those questionable stories you run into on erotica websites. Like when you're totally not reading Supernatural slashfic and suddenly they have Dean fucking his mom oh god what the fuck, people?

Since women shouldn't speak on this matter, I'll express my feelings in sign language:

He literally sounds no different from your run-of-the-mill little MRA.

"...sit quietly by and watch a nation of men be raised by bitter penis envying burned feministed single mothers." Crap. He's onto us.

Long live the

"You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16, they'll pick your ducks. You need to check with mom and..."