Wow that is a new level of fuckery. Hope you guys are happy (and hopefully very prosperous without him).

Target Canada is closing but I guess they had some Ava + Viv stuff in the back because they're selling it now (like 30% off at the store close to me). I really like their jeans. Plus size jeans are like a million dollars here (everywhere?) so I've stocked up. I also got a few cute tops, including one dressy tank top…

They're all about the modesty eh

So they're blaming a 13 year old child for her body maturing early. Not the 27 year old man who lured a vulnerable runaway to his home and did not even ask her age.

Carmex saves my lips every winter, when my bottom lip inevitably splits from the dryness of the season. I prefer the little circle container though.

Carmex saves my lips every winter, when my bottom lip inevitably splits from the dryness of the season. I prefer the…

What person in their right mind (and apparently a-ok to be approved for adoption and being a state rep) thinks 're-homing' is in any way a good idea/legal. So sad for those little girls. 2 people who were supposed to be there for them turned them over to an abuser. Ugh.

"America's native tribes meets the noble spirit of Old Europe"

That vine is embarrassing

Omg

I just laughed so god damn loud. Monster Mash. Omg.

I really wanna know who it was

meowing at someone to get their attention is such a 14 year old thing to do. Love it.

They tracked down the actual man in the photo, who was predictably not the man she'd been talking with. They couldn't find any record of the Chris Olsen that she'd been sending money to, or the nanny he claimed was looking after his kids, or basically anyone else he talked about. I think she finally accepted it in the…

I've already seen this ep of Dr Phil (pls don't judge me for my love of Dr Phil) and it was an inheritance from her parents. She is apparently going broke because of how much she's giving away.

What does everyone consider middle class?

shoutout from another working class farm kid from rural Canada

True, he's fine as hell

I have to wait until it comes out on DVD to see it :( pray for me

the woman who had sex with her dad

I find my fitbit helpful in that I am more motivated to walk more/workout if I see that I've already completed 2 or 3 dots throughout my day.