I'm home alone and decided to read this because I am in the Halloween spirit, but now I regret it. Goat Man and the military one freaked me out the most. There's something about people moving in inhuman ways that just creeps me the fuck out to my core.
Also, Chirp, because the little girl was like 1 second away from…

I would never let my parents live it down if they made me live in a former funeral home, especially if my bathroom was a former embalming room. Even without hauntings, I'd be pissed 5ever

The hauntedness is too bad because it looks like a beautiful house

I love this

My phone published too early, my bad

You should get it on DVD/watch it somehow, it's fantastic.

In the picture it looks like the cat on the handle bar area is walking all the other cats. It also kind of looks like he's wearing a colourful tie.

I was gonna be pissed if Claudia wasn't #1. I wore scrunchies for an embarrassingly long time, mostly because of her.

Instead of a ring, get her an engagement revolutionary war musket

I have this app on my phone called WordFeud (it's basically scrabble) and for some reason it has a messaging function. I have nothing filled out but my name (which is feminine) and people still message asking for Kik or Facebook. I don't ever respond, but one guy was so pissed about it and sent me like 15 messages…

I actually really like Bran's story line. I'd be OK with getting rid of the Theon/Ramsay bits because they make me cringe and don't really add that much to the show (I haven't seen all of season 4 yet so I could be wrong now).

This sounds like it could be a movie plot. Set it at Christmas and throw in some B actors and you've got a moderate success on your hands.

God I love Natalie Dormer

The Drake part killed me because he looked confused and taken aback and just hilarious

My 2 barn cats love rabbit. They catch lots of things (and leave them around for us to find, which is lovely), but rabbit seems to be their favourite. This year there is like a little bunny baby boom at my farm, so my cats are eating quite well.

I was 13 when I got Facebook and I regret it so much. Everyone is annoying at 13 and it's way worse when you have like a hundred cringeworthy Facebook posts to remind you.

They're similar though. Apparently a rutabaga is a cross between a turnip and a cabbage. I think I just used it because 'cut your own turnips' sounds more snappy than 'cut you own rutabagas'.

I used to work at a farmer's market. People made ridiculous requests all the time, and we usually said yes because 99% of the staff were teenagers and we didn't know how to say no + didn't want to get in trouble with the owners.

I wish I didn't know about this/didn't read so much. Good lord.
Also, isn't this child molestation? He was 14 when it began.

I just went to their Toronto concert. It was amazing and probably the best concert I've ever been to.