Nice four-eyed Charger with a Passat butt glued on.

or if there will be a more upscale Audi variant just yet

Yeah, but is every unemployed person really suitable to be working in a taco truck? In some cases it’d be a waste of talent, in other cases some people...well...might be better finding a different line of work than even taco truck, to put it lightly (lest they keep serving customers burnt toast).

I’m pretty sure the answer is obvious:

How about also the fact that they’d be rushing into an occupation predicted to become rapidly obsolete anyway, as your own Hamilton Nolan says.

...at least the guy who got hit on the side was in a Volvo.

The best safety device is always a well-trained pilot.

I’m pretty sure I’m just gonna die from looking at that monstrosity.

I’m guessing dad *might* have some severe anger issues.

Also, and this is serious this time - all of the choices recommended by Jalopnik staff actually are pretty terribad. Even Tavarish’s (Freddy) which is legitimately shocking because usually he doesn’t try to troll people into the wrong choice.

Rose is a thirtysomething from Brooklyn who is the Director of Strategy and Marketing

I think probably the market is just experiencing a downturn as trends change and the market adjusts?

I’m hoping it was designed by this guy (you can see a sample of his work right behind him) because I can’t think of a greater post-retirement win.

What do you mean not an inch of tree?! It’s got three trees right on the trim! It even says alpina which is like Swiss for tree-something right?

Go home Torchinsky you’re drunk.

Later this month Lyft plans to launch a partnership with Centennial, Colorado, its first deal where a local government will subsidize its rides.

Given typical police reaction in the past two years or so I’m kind of glad that billion-dollar anti-terror force didn’t show up lest we have a bunch of dead Usain Bolt fans.

Were they old or young, just curious?

The big flooding they had there in September ‘13?

I really don’t understand why people drive into obviously flooded roads. IIRC about five or so people died during the Austin floods, including a few people in their 30s who if you ask me should know better. Obviously some sort of “DO NOT DRIVE” warning needs to be incorporated into these flash flood warnings, or if…