Yeah maybe we shouldn’t be encouraging sports that in turn encourage close physical contact and touching like this *prepares for inevitable “you’re a pansy ass liberal” shitstorm*

It’s very simple - you just wanted to bring back a very Chevette-like car, called the Chevette, to slot below/replace the Sonic.

You stole this idea from Stef didn’t you?

I’ve applied from last time, would you still have my resume on file?

I don’t know if this is serious or not, it seems like Sony just completely gave up and ceded the rights back to Marvel/Disney.

*coughAndrewGarfieldcough*

Sony is rebooting Spider-Man with a female lead while Disney/Marvel goes with that guy from Civil War, interesting.

Brock called Portland a “kind of a crappy weird” place last year, The Oregonian reports.

A world where average people have access to 3D printers and Hollywood doesn’t is an awesome world.

Yeah I can’t counter that.

Okay fine, I will tell you anyway. The new Camaro ZL1 puts out... 650 HP and 650 lb-ft of torque. That’s right: six hundred and fifty horsepower.

Despite being an immensely successful billionaire entrepreneur who often marries actresses

Thanks for reminding me of the evils of auto-tune and remixes by clueless people.

Volkswagen Transporter T5, it’s a new way to jive.

For all the people who are chiming in and telling me “lol yeah they did make that” I didn’t know (I don’t live in Europe) and so I don’t know why Torch threw it in there. Fool me once indeed, Torch.

Yeah, I don’t know why Torch included it then. Fool me once indeed, Torch.

Nope, it’s actually the Gen 5 VW Transporter, I was so likewise convinced I had to confirm myself, but apparently they actually did have a two-tone heritage option so I’m not sure why Torch threw it in.

My personal favorite is the one bottom-right, just a regular VW van but with two-tone paint, and even then they couldn’t be bothered to bring it into production. All they had to do was have a box on the option sheet where you can check off “Type 2/Microbus two-tone heritage paint.”

It just conforms to avant garde modern literary standards😉