Great parody of exactly what literary academics and writers have deluded themselves into thinking what qualifies as literary masterpieces for the last 40 years and why the average American would rather watch yet another procedural permutation on CBS.

Which begs me to ask of you have you met Torch?

The most surprising thing of all is that this isn’t entirely Torch’s creation, but a team of scientists actually came up with this.

Heh heh, bantz.

No, it’s DRIFTUUUURRRRUUUUU (SUBARU!) IMPOSSIBURU! also speedy speed boy - every night and day wind is on my faceeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!1111throwina2eventhoughthisjokediedwiththelastdecade

No I’m pretty sure this is the art of Japanese mountain drifting:

Disappointed that the CP option isn’t referencing Pokemon Go like the main text.

3rd Gear: We’re Not All Going To Be Traveling In Tubes Tomorrow - Airplane Companies

Stupid question, what’s the base vehicle?

Good luck with that lawsuit to actually get the car you paid for then.

an all-cod production of Man of La Mancha delighted him

Yes because everyone knows Plymouth Prowlers are such hot collector cars right now.

I’d rather not.

I think this is as much a reason why the midsizer is dying as much as SUVs and trucks. Compact cars (and even subcompact SUVs) offer all those goodies and safety for a much cheaper price and sacrificing interior space few people really need anyway.

It’s part just jacking around, although I do dislike Deadspin and it’s by far my least favorite of the Gawker blogs (yes I like Jezebel much more)

Why the hell did someone post this on Oppo?

So if VW and regulators continue to flounder at finding a fix for these NOx-breathing diesels, there are likely to be lots and lots of Volkswagen TDI parts at your local junkyard—which could be a godsend for TDI owners who plan on keeping their cars, and don’t mind doing a bit of junkyard-surfing.

I know this was supposed to be taken somewhat literal, but Mercedes-Benz wants to know what the hell the AMG-GT is supposed to be then.

Good point. My idea was to turn it into a sleeper that I could daily drive but Tavarish specifically didn’t want that.