Damnit I wish I thought to submit the ute conversion.

So what’s James May then, an opinionless living prop?

Gee thanks for making me feel old.

You’re just trolling for someone to make COTD with this aren’t you? *some sort of non-serious emoji*

I want a Camaro like that except blacked out and - the ultimate blasphemy - with a twin turbo Nissan VQ37.

This* is shockingly lame.

Hey this looks familiar!

(Full disclosure: Jaguar needed me to drive the new XE and F-Pace so badly they flew me to Colorado, a state that looks like one giant Subaru ad and is full of Texans who retire there to smoke a ton of legal weed. I’m sorry, Colorado.

Not a good day for women an the military :(

I very much support not requiring women to register for the draft (I support getting rid of the draft entirely in fact) and I’d really like for someone to explain to me why requiring women to register for the draft is somehow pro-feminist. This is very different from allowing volunteers to serve.

No I won’t Fred, I said

Man I wish I never dropped out of High School German, now I need to find a good English-German dictionary to translate what that means. And good luck trying to get Google to translate it accurately for you:

That’s why I haven’t :)

How many points will Jason take off from the review because of this thing?

I’ll see if I can find an authorship thread to link to. In the meantime you can look at this: http://oppositelock.kinja.com/so-you-want-to…

Do you have Oppo posting privs?

I just (finally) saw Captain America: Civil War yesterday where they had Tony Stark riding around in one of these without any manual controls (touchscreen interface only) and I was thinking, yeah, that can work.

Because winter alpine driving is exactly what I associate a convertible with!

What’s the spread on idiot spectator + COPS reference = COTD?