I once followed another driver and flagged her down so I can apologize to her for cutting her off and offer her cookies. True story.

For once I’m glad I’m just going mad and that random minute details made arbitrarily asymmetrical isn’t the latest styling craze.

Maybe it’s just an illusion or the angle but it seems like the grille is slightly asymmetrical. There’s a bit of a thick-ish flourish on the left side but the right side seems to be just an edge piece? I don’t know what the “technical” terms are.

Is the “empty canvas” being referred to the things covering the license plates?

Dang. Gawker gave me a reason to watch fucking Lifetime.

Man, what’s with all the anti-sedan hate? Some of us actually like sedans too!

Catalytic converter theft is actually pretty big in this area precisely because of this.

Well, it stars Seth Rogan, so right there off the bat both of the basic requirements to fulfill that (being feminist and being a comedy) are physically impossible, so I’m convinced you’ve been kidnapped and have been placed under mind control by Universal Pictures, Bobby.

That was 2008; Flo Rida and T-Pain were getting low, Katy Perry had just kissed a girl.

Admittedly that’s an incredibly beautiful watch for an incredibly beautiful rally car.

Oh yeah, old Top Gear, but I decided that 1.) RCR would be easily less confused for not-Civil War and 2.) more accurate anyway (you must’ve replied right when I just posted it)

The last party I went to I was thinking I could be at home watching Regular Car Reviews.

Amateur Youtube videos certainly have influenced professional ads, especially ones in turn primarily distributed through Youtube aimed at “the Millennial hipster crowd” (case in point: above). And oh yeah, I know stupid ads existed before but Millennials seem to have introduced a particularly identifiable and unique…

If I were those people I’d be demanding hazard pay and access to a lawyer in order to do that shoot. Also I hate my generation for the fact that “throwing shit at people” now qualifies as a video.

Apparently yes because that thing’s clearly double-parked.

Spoilers ahead and in the comments if you haven’t watched the show. Obviously.

It should be exciting to see where they go next.

1. I can’t even verify the sex of the cop. I haven’t met the person, just seen the car in the cop lot on a daily basis for the past year and a half.

I don’t know who it is, I just see it parked in the lot reserved for officer parking at the police station that also happens to be directly attached to the library. And I see it there every damn day.

There’s another Denver cop that drives an H2 with very large graphics that say Slut Princess. I am not kidding. I’ll keep in mind to take a picture of this vehicle when I see it.