Actually it’s more like being given an extremely large, like a baseball-sized, diamond that’s so ugly it actually manages Teutonic luxo-barge like depreciation.

It’s a...car...for married female pedophiles who continuously risk their families for their urges?

Boulder Nissan, interesting. No wonder they’re giving away free Rogues for a Leaf, it’s one of the few places in the country that worships EVs like Jesus and treats SUVs like Satan.

Also comes with a free drawing of Kurt Vonnegut’s asshole

Well no wonder, here he’s clearly cheating on her with tween/teen pop sensation Victoria Justice!

No you mean Opel Insignia Country Tourx. Because cars don’t sell if they don’t involve dumb letters.

Ta-da!

The only problem is common-law states like Colorado that see no legal distinction between cohabitation and marriage, leaving cohabitants vulnerable to the same pitfalls as marriage including and up to divorce.

...this just conforms to par for the course considering the overall LCS conception and, really, military procurement period. So I really should’ve known before I even asked.

Laying in bed reading this, turned to my wife and said, “you know those jiffy lube places? If you ever take either of our cars there, I will have to hurt you.”

I applaud him for his military service and I’m glad he was able to both serve his country and get what he needed out of it. However, I should also point out that military service isn’t for everybody, it’s not an automatic cure-all for what ails you in your professional (or lack of professional) life (like a lot of…

This alone is enough to make me want to move to Europe from Budapest.

Poor Piper Cherokee :(

Not trying to be confrontational, but what do you base that on? Based on my limited nautical engineering knowledge the gantry crane seems fine at least.

My sides, they have been launched into orbit.

I know, I’ve ridden a 650 Burgman. But that tends to be max displacement.A 750cc adventure scooter might entice people into adventure riding where they might otherwise not be and just stick to a cage. People still see scooters as easier to ride than proper bikes (despite still needing a license) and a 750cc motor…

Finn all day every day here!

Put the wrench down and meet someone. It’s ok, David. The cars won’t think you’re cheating on them.

We all know you just wanted to write an article entirely around this image, Torch.

*looks at thumbnail sidebar headline without even bothering to look at byline* Does this have to do with Mate posting the RCR video? *clicks on link* Yup!