But the Gizmodo article you linked to says nukes are useless, and so does John Oliver and a clip of Colin Powell that John Oliver used!

I really don’t think people are going to really get past the whole “scooter” thing and realize that a freakin’ adventure scooter with a 750cc class engine could potentially be a game-changer. For people who care more about where the two wheels takes them than about foot-shifting through their own gears, this is pretty…

Haha, “nurple.”

...I just don’t follow what you’re saying.

huh?

Why is Iron Eagle in a SD aspect ratio?

Reminds me of an adage put forth by John Oliver: to national leaders, 20 billion in nuclear warheads that retired general Colin Powell calls “useless” is money better spent than 10 billion on domestic health care and education.

Don’t forget the Russians supposedly have missiles capable of homing in on jamming signals to shoot down jamming and other sensors-intensive aircraft such as AWACS from beyond fighter escort range.

Unless you’re a state bigwig I imagine driving period is a crime punishable by death.

They’re not going to be making those much longer, we can’t just go wasting them!

BTW that’s still a typo (incorrect use of possessive/contractive apostrophe).

*sigh* I have been beaten!

But he’s said them before!

I want it.

YES! DO IT!

<- previous commenter missed the "look at me I'm over here!" intercooler

Computer, I require a component known as a “flow-regulator” for an automobile known as a “twenty-fourteen Jetta Sportwagon” which I will then use for personal use. Get it right, Jason!

I’m still traumatized from the last time the Chevy Celebrity was mentioned.

This might be the most awesome bike I’ve ever seen.

That commercial is so awesome I absolutely flat-out refuse to have my car serviced anywhere else. Yes I will drive all the way to Burbank to have my car serviced at the 3,000 mile mark, which means as soon as I return home it will be time to travel to Burbank once again to have my car serviced at 3,000 miles.