I’m baffled that a (any) car columnist doesn’t bear the minimum of a vehicle’s preventative, routine maintenance knowledge.

Ok, I’ll be that guy. This article really doesn’t belong on this site. It is of zero value to your readership and knowing who reads your product (so you can give them compelling or useful content) is part of the job description when it comes to running a site.

“I was looking at an oil dipstick for the first time in my life.”

I want F1 results to not be announced in the headlines before I have a chance to watch them on the west coast of the USA.

Hey, good news for you!  Grats on leveling up!

The return of “Meh Car Monday”, but for the weekend. Maybe “Weak Car Weekend”? “Sad Car Saturday”? “Soulless Car Sunday”? (religious pun coinciding with when humans typically go to church intentional) Awful, I know, but y’all are witty and can come up with a better title.

Motorsport happens on weekends, so some of that with a different perspective is nice. Really I think just mixing it up is good, doesn’t have to Torch-like mind twisting. Most websites are pretty much static on the weekend. However just a decent AI clone would work really. Keep it motoring oriented and all is good.…

I really like the increased focus on Motorsports, especially F1, during the weekends!

Pursuant to the PC Bulldung Act 2020, para. 1368 clearly states that we must be subjected to at least one “Oh look how clever a woman was” article per week, even if it is almost totally false and her work was utterly dwarfed by that of more-talented men.

Was Joseph Jacobs in any way related to John Jacob Jingleheimer?

Didn’t realize Swift was getting into container ships

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

Don’t lump the faggots and chimps in with these cousin-fuckers! Also, fuck you.

To be honest, theres only a couple laws that Russia gets shit for in terms of lgbt right. The biggest one is that law which doesn’t allow advertising lgbt relationships to minors which I fully support. Let a kid grow up without pressure to be unusual just for the sake of being unusual. Then theres one about the…

Yes, same as DKW and early SAABs....as well as WW1 era Renaults.

You could have at least removed the pole from up your ass before registering your complaint.

Here is an image of the Fur-RAPTOR after an 8mph crash into a curb:

That’s not true; I’ve already put in a request with our Chronographic Restitution Department, and they’ve agreed to credit your account seven extra minutes. You’re welcome.

Wow... that’s five minutes of my life I’ll never get back. 

Shouldn’t that be “Pendants Corner”?