I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! 

Shall I compare thee to a 240z?

Viagra

In NYC we know that button’s not connected to anything.

If you can’t fix an Alfa you shouldn’t drive one

On the plus side, you know that it did indeed ran when parked.

Starred for "Bob's your uncle."

A Rear-entry Swinger?

Road workers aren’t yet exactly sure what caused the sign to fall

Poor car is down under the sign.

Who needs a bidet? Most campgrounds have a water hookup. Grab a hose and you can wash your ass off outside while enjoying nature!

It helps when you can have your dad in the sidecar with you to berate you while you run from Nazis 

I’ve always figured I would just sneeze the shit away, which feels like poor blow etiquette. It’s not like it was tough to come by in the 80s, even in rural Vermont. (That same space which is fully occupied by meth & opioids now, regardless of actual location.)

You little fuckers probably don’t even snort coke.

OK, gramps.

Put the bong DOWN.

Well...that went off without a hitch.

Production keeps dragging on but it should be all downhill from here. Its recently come to a grinding halt, but critics call it a smashing success.