Well.....Korea was a stalemate, we lost Vietnam, we still haven’t left Afghanistan. Whereas the french have only lost the Algerian war since WW2.

But of course they do. All British citizens have a god-given right to be able to “put a kettle on”....

I love the one car with the trunk open. I assume there’s a story behind that; man is hurrying through the knee-deep water to get to his car. He throws the suitcases into the trunk, as the water hits his waist, causing him to flee rather than drown?

I gess his spelchek dun broak?

“Insentives”? Were didd u lern tu spel???

Well, Alamosa isn’t too far from Limon, where I predicted it would break down. I predicted a driveshaft issue, but brakes are at least close......

How about an electric big-@$$ SUV; the Chevy Dolt?

Sometimes they do that because the guy behind the reins is passed-out drunk on elderberry wine. The horse knows the way home, but is usually pretty terrible about obeying traffic laws....

First of all, wasn’t “Lando Norris” a character in Star Wars?

You should’ve challenged them to a drag race. My money is on the Amish cart....

OK, it’s been 24 hours; time for Breakdown Bingo! I’m predicting.....Limon, CO, with a driveshaft problem......

Nothing that a bungee cord can’t fix.....

Yeah, the ROCKET will (eventually), but the PLANE won’t. Can you imagine the disruption of cross-country air corridors if they decide they need to fly diagonally for 200-300 miles to launch a satellite?

And always remember, STAY RIGHT!!!!!! You’ll get used to riding the white stripe on the shoulder eventually...

...which begs another question: If they are planning to launch while flying at normal cruising altitude, and are planning to fire the rocket at the same direction that it will be orbiting, won’t that mean this thing will be cutting across busy air corridors at odd angles, and screwing up numerous commercial flight…

Smart cars are under-floor rear-engine cars.

Canada also got the Innocenti Mini, and they used to be almost common on the streets of Montreal.

So, why the pic? Somebody conducts job interviews in coffee shops? 

Oh, great, now we can all look like that douchebag, Guy Fieri!

Ah, Philadelphia.....my birthplace!