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You know, I’ve always wondered why, when the betrayed harasses or physically attacks someone, it’s often not their partner, but rather the third party. Until just now, when thinking about this specific instance, I never considered that such harassment/attack may be intended to serve as a warning to other potential

Thank you for pointing out the Republican obstructionism with respect to Obama’s nominations to the federal judiciary. I was chatting with a colleague about the generations’-lasting damage being done to the judiciary under Trump, and he was frustrated that Obama left open those vacancies.  I almost lost it reminding

No, it’s actually not. It’s not there, because, church on Sundays was as natural as brushing his teeth, which he also didn’t put on his calendar. Really. He said this. Out loud.

LOL literally all advertising is pandering. That’s the point. “YOU (specifically), will be a better you with our product!”

We’re interviewing for a lateral associate right now, and it basically came down between a woman with a stellar resume and a good reputation in industry (especially considering her age) and a man with a good resume.

I HATE HIM.

My friend ordered some pop art crap on a website recently, and with the art, the company sent him a QUEEN BED. He did not order a queen bed. The company told him to keep it.

Really?

It’s ABSURD to suggest that options have no value until you exercise and sell—otherwise, they would not be offered or accepted as compensation. If you have an option position that allows you to purchase 10,000 TSLA shares at $100/share tomorrow on 9/14, you could, for example, (1) sell those options or (2) borrow

I’ve many friends that are women, and as far as I know, only ONE of them has not confided in me that she has been assaulted.  It pains me to say, but I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if even she has been assaulted, as well.

I’m legitimately concerned about her blood pressure.  Even if manufactured, that kind of casual rage cannot be good for one’s heart.

You say she’s a Queen of Hearts, but I’m guessing she’s of a Queen of Spades.

I mean, the first time I saw this video, months ago, it was on a homoerotic tumblr about “straight” guys doing gay stuff.

THEY ARE NOT COMFY!

Only one exception for me to your good rule--I prefer my carrot cake room temperature, if not cold, but it is the only baked good that I prefer like that. “Freshly baked” is a common phrase for a reason!

I don’t know why, but I hate this mofo so much. His voice and face make me irrationally and immediately incensed, so watching thrown from his bike over and over (even though fake), was great. Thanks!

I found him! He said he was just looking for his luggage (again).

These are some good gifs.

Count your blessings. He can be a real dick, as I learned after a few encounters with him when he came to guest lecture a couple of times when I was in college.