He will absolutely claim that he tried to do more, but that Democrats were denying that the virus was dangerous and hamstringing him.

I drive an imported Mitsubishi Pajero, 2 door. I like it, but I don’t love it. I used to have a Suzuki Every and I adored it, but I sold it as it was getting long in the tooth and more expensive to maintain (it was a 1990).

My parents aren't taking it too seriously either. Well, I haven't felt that close to them in a long time and, if they die, I stand to inherit about $1.5-$2 million. 

They can just drumpf a vr set with a golf game. Once he finds the porn function, I doubt he'll have time for any more press conferences.

If it is so good for the stock market, he should set an example by dying.

Frozen dimsum beats these all, hands down. I get a few packs and steam a dozen at a time, to be dunked in a mixture of soy sauce, chili sauce, and sesame oil.

There is no car that I would want to own and never drive. Even if I had a model T, I would absolutely take it out (weather permitting) and take it for a spin.

That isn't being 'brutally frugal'. It is earning their quarterly bonus.

What will be the difference to the employees that they all lay off? The company might stay solvent, but the only people truly benefiting will be upper management and share holders.

I hope that this becomes a permanent thing after the outbreak is over. I am so sick for people who stand like 3 inches behind you in line. I usually turn left or right, hitting them with my shoulder, to get them to back of.

Then super glue

Hot glue.

I might bake a cake for the office that says "wash your hands!!"

You had me until it is just deep fried bagels with jam. I bet there are a lot better options that could easily be taken camping.

Admittedly, I have two cookbooks on Japanese diner food and Izakaya in my collection.

It is on netflix in Canada. You should see if you have it where you are. 

I have been watching Midnight Diner: Tokyo Stories on Netflix and recreating the dishes. The Ham Katsu is one of my favorites, so far.

The weather here in Vancouver has actually been rather perfect. Beautiful blue skies all week. 

How do you know who the athiests are? They will lecture you about it. 

At least it sounds like his victims will get their money back. Usually, they just go to jail and pay a fine that is far less than what they stole.