Aren't there shows shot months ago?

I may need a cone. I swear that my face now itches constantly, now that I should not touch it.

Our purchaser at work is bad at mixing those up in the opposite direction. He will order one box of certain supplies when we needed a carton of them. I am almost at the point of micromanaging his orders to make sure he gets them right to keep us from having to randomly run out and panic buy stuff that we should have…

I hot the liquor store last night. If I am going to have to put up with people’s bullshit as they freak out over the virus, I am going to need a drink.

Get a bidet add on for your toilet. It is absolutely worth it and then you only need to dry your bum.

I have had a bidet add on for my toilet for 2 years now. Absolutely worth it.

Really, if society collapses, you will want some hot sauce to pep up you emergency rations. 

Might not be a bad time to talk to them about power of attorney and make sure that their will is in order and up to date.

Instead, you can rant about the Whos down in Whoville to you dog Max.

Last summer, I ran into a former friend (like, saw each other once a week or more) who had completely flaked out on me for no reason. They did the whole “oh my god! It has been so long! Blaa blaa blaa” then said “I don’t know why I haven’t seen you in so long.”

Government bail outs because the food service industry is too big to fail!!

I am thinking a simple steamed vegetables, roast chicken  and potatoes in some form.

Just automatically assume that it is a scam.

I am actually reasonably high risk for exposure due to my work. I already have a list in my head of shopping that I would do if I got instructed to self isolate or quarantine. 

I have a recipe involved vodka, lime, and tonic water. You mix it in a glass with ice and then apply internally. 

Well, it will quite likely end up being a life Sentence as he is old enough to where he will probably die in prison.

He will probably keeping the crips in instant noodles for the rest of his life to prevent himself from getting beat down and gang raped.

You underestimate the pettiness of siblings.