Artisan springs?

Reading between the lines of that Complex article, the bulk of the $395k appears to have gone for all all the tacky bits and the designer’s ego.

it’s $400k and it’s a spring mattress?

Money can’t buy taste.

Just buy a coffee machine, you utterly wasteful motherfucker.

At least we know why he’s the senior art critic and not the senior financial analyst.

I’m guessing the guy thinks he’s clever by buying 18 cups of coffee at once instead of going out 18 times to buy them? He doesn’t seem to realize everyone else has already figured this out. 

Hey, he’s using a reusable metal straw!!!

What a bozo. 

This guy is just totally oblivious. Buying 18 disposable cups of coffee is insanely wasteful. 

I’m not sure that someone checking most of their items and only bringing their essentials onto the plane would disproportionately affect frequent travelers or people with kids.  

EXACTLY.  And why not?  What better way to spend a layover?  :-)

Let’s be real about a couple of things:

Car pollution is what is currently doing the most damage to our cities, get everyone in an electric car and then we’ll work towards the skies?

what if they just ship people in crates. with their luggage, laying down position. adult diapers. and just stack them up. but you can’t infect eachtoher because you have a protected crate

“I would add that airports need rental rooms for passengers. Show your ticket and rent a room per hour until it is time to either check in for your flight or head to your gate.”

love these conversations, but the fact of the matter is, they aren’t going to have an epiphany and change all the stuff that drives people nuts. If anything things will get worse.

They should social distance our knees from the back of the next seat.

I like the idea, but I think I’d switch up the order a bit: