Yeah . . . . no.

I’ve only had someone ask me to swap once. They had a center section middle seat. I had a window seat towards the front of the economy section. 

With that kind of downgrade, that guy can truly go fuck himself.

Sadly very true. 

As did I.

Apparently humor is something you do not get.

Isn’t this just bread pudding? 

How about the first design their restaurants to be quieter? It drives me nuts when I am having to read someone’s lips because I can hear a damned thing over the music and yekled conversations. 

My gf’s favorite restaurant is really amazing but their music is unbelievably loud so we rarely go. We can't hear each other at all when we are there.

“Weinstein added that he has been in rehab and joined a 12-step program.”

Or he could be doing this to extort money and favours out of the Trump camp. By the time he gets to the Impeachment proceedings, he may have gotten whatever that he wanted and will fall in line.

I have a whole rant about the utter lack of grapes or nuts in Grape Nuts cereal.

“Nicolas Cage has done shrooms with his cat at least once.”

I want a knee control for the water flow of my kitchen sink. I have seen something like that idea for stoves so I have been trying to figure out how to make the same setup for the kitchen sink without it being super complicated.

Such a snowflake, that guy.

There are shower valves that have the temperature and pressure controlled separately so you can turn the water down or off without changing the temperature setting.

I have done that test. My average shower only filled the tub up to my ankle.

I used to have a shower controller that had the water pressure and temperature as two different knobs. It was perfection.

I have an electric toothbrush. I’ll wet the head and then I will walk around my apt, finding things that need to be put away while I brush. You'd be amazed how much I can get done in like 2-3 minutes of brushing. 

I did a PowerPoint presentation at work on how to load the dishwasher because one person in the office constantly put stuff in wrong. We all knew who it was. They did not find the joke funny, but they did start putting stuff in right.