nothourbuddyguu
Notyourbuddyguy
nothourbuddyguu

Don't forget talk at the theatre while checking their phone.

This at least makes some sense. You are making use of the water that you would have to waste anyway to get warm water to your shower. It is the people who leave the tap running for absolutely no reason that need to change.

It costs a lot to collect, filter, and transport that water. Additionally, only a finite amount is being brought back to us through the water cycle at any given time. It isn't automatically going right back to the city reservoir. It is a renewable resource, but it doesn’t mean that we should be idiots about our use.

It sounds kind of weird but I think they would appreciate it. 

As someone who ALWAYS gets a window seat (I love the view), the window seat passenger has first call on blinds up or down. This power does come with great responsibility. If the sun is shining in the eyes of their seatmates, they should close the blinds.

What you want is breakfast from Bon’s On Broadway which is decent and incredibly cheap.

If you stop smoking (or maybe you are just that person who literally salts everything without tasting it) you would realize that plain cheerios have a simple, nutty flavor. 

Plain Cheerios mixed 50/50 with Honey Nut Cheerios. Not too sweet.

This drives me nuts. Please, for the love of god and all that is holy, don't make me have to call over the service to explain to me what the hell is in a dish. It is like they are trying to be coy, but all they are achieving is annoying. 

They sound utterly obnoxious. I hope that I am not cursed to ever share a meal with them as I feel there would be some unbearable discussions, in the form of them over explaining something that no one cares about or that everyone already knows about and it doesn't need to be explained. 

All of this. I got a vasectomy about 5-6 years ago. My only regret is noy having gotten it sooner.

My brother and his wife had three boys, rapid fire. The second one was conceived 3 months after the first.

I bet he instagrams with the hashtag #gymlyfe

Hawaiian pizza is Canadian and we've kicked your asses before and we can do it again.

It is most likely bottled tap water. They usually do their own filtration, but it isn't like tap water is bad.

Actually, most bottled water is city tap water. Even the spring water is actually half tap water, per the IBWA rules.

Coat them in tempura batter and deep fry them. Top with vanilla ice cream and raspberry sauce.

Get rid of plain/chocolate M&M's. They are the worst. 

Ketchup is acceptable in a hotdog ONLY in the combo of ketchup, yellow mustard, green relish, and fried onions. Any other combination, especially just ketchup and nothing else, is wholly unacceptable. 

You know, if they just had people launch into a pool out the top end of the loop (instead of trying to complete the loop), it might have been reasonable safe . . . . or at least safer that it was as is.